I had an image of an exotic dancer sanding varnish off a pipe. It must be late...It’s bad.
If it was good Kaywoodie and Marxman and Lee would have varnished their pipes.
The varnish on the truly abominable 70s Kaywoodies like the one shown were dipped or sprayed with an excellent bowling ball type finish polyurethane.
It just can’t be removed by strippers,
When they sealed up young, cheap briar, it stays that way forever.