Is There Any Blend That You Wish Were a Woman So That You Could Make Love to It?

[geo4]

EDIT: Fixed Capitalization in Title (See Rule 9)

If so, which one and why?

 

[olkofri]

........

 

[Chasing Embers]

Alcohol and tobacco gives me an excuse to be away from women so..........no.

 

[mikefu]

Uuuh, no. But there are a few women I’d rather interact with as pipe tobacco.

 

[dmcmtk]

I think maybe you've been in lockdown too long...

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[BarrelProof]

Ummmm. What?

 

[mso489]

A blend that I wish were a woman? I'm not going for that one.

 

[wordheavy]

No

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

No but if Brobs posts "Big and Burley" I'm blocking him forever.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

I really like Ennerdale Flake, but that would be an old lady, seeing as it smells of granny perfume.

Saying that, there are old ladies and then there are old ladies..............

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

No but if Brobs posts "Big and Burley" I'm blocking him forever.

To be honest I think Brobs is more a Bow-Legged Bear man....... ??

 

[rmpeeps]

No but if Brobs posts "Big and Burley" I'm blocking him forever.

How about Bald Headed Teacher?

 

[kcghost]

I guess it would be an uncommon McClelland blend called Master Penman. I always said it smelled could enough to eat.

 

[brian64]

@geo4

I'm assuming geo is short for George?

 

[leonidas]

I think maybe you've been in lockdown too long...

...my thoughts exactly.….

 

[troyniss]

This is starting to get in the groove of Anime pillows and robot sex dolls. Associating a pipe tobacco to a certain type of women is a thought I'd ever had before, however, I wouldn't mind smoking a pipe after doing the deed with a women.

 

[Spinkle]

"Galloping Gertie" sounds like she could be a fun ride. Haven't tried it yet though so can't confirm...

 

[workman]

No but there are women I'd prefer as tobaccos.

 

[mikethompson]

What a strange topic. Certainly not the strangest thing I've read on here, but strange.