If there's something strangeOK, another thought: it might just be me, but - since I mostly have cheap estate pipes - some seem to suit flakes or rolls better than shag. crumble cake or whatever, and it occurs to me that it might just be down to design (or fortuitous aerodynamics). But I find it hard to isolate the objective physics of smoking from subjective and semi-conscious impressions, such as aesthetics or - going right out on a limb, here - the *psychometry* of an estate pipe: that is to say, the subtle electromagnetic record, held in the pipe's very molecules, of the experiences of a previous owner and subliminally 'read' by the new. Now howl with laughter, if you like. I don't care.
In your estate pipe
Who you gonna call?