Is it true? My dear War Horse is dead?

[georged]

I just eyeballed some Warhorse Bar tins in my closet.

It says:


Made of dark-fired Kentucky, dark Air-Cured and matured red Virginia

Manufactured under license from the Standard Tobacco Co.

1911 Spillman Dr. Bethleham, PA 18015


Does me gots the good stuff or the bad stuff?

 

[Streeper541]

I just eyeballed some Warhorse Bar tins in my closet.

It says:


Made of dark-fired Kentucky, dark Air-Cured and matured red Virginia

Manufactured under license from the Standard Tobacco Co.

1911 Spillman Dr. Bethleham, PA 18015


Does me gots the good stuff or the bad stuff?

That's the business.

 

[condorlover1]

Accept no substitute! If it says SToP then it's the real deal!

 

[brian64]

Accept no substitute! If it says SToP then it's the real deal!

Mine say STOP... DO NOT SMOKE

No really, I have some SToP tins from when they were first sold.

Have to keep them in their own special little sealed tub, because the penetrating vapors from even the sealed tins will contaminate everything and anything exposed to them.

 

[georged]

Mine say STOP... DO NOT SMOKE

No really, I have some SToP tins from when they were first sold.

Have to keep them in their own special little sealed tub, because the penetrating vapors from even the sealed tins will contaminate everything and anything exposed to them.

You're saying its unburned aroma is the tobacco equivalent of polonium, then?

 

[Brendan]

There could be some good money to be made selling it as 'tea leaves' on the Russian black market

But still not as much as Tinbids I guess..

Nevermind, carry-on.

 

[Pipe & a walk]

I know where to get it, but apparently I need to post a lot more to be able to sell it here...

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I know where to get it, but apparently I need to post a lot more to be able to sell it here...

Looks like you are working on that. Looking forward to the sale!

 

[LeafErikson]

I just eyeballed some Warhorse Bar tins in my closet.

It says:


Made of dark-fired Kentucky, dark Air-Cured and matured red Virginia

Manufactured under license from the Standard Tobacco Co.

1911 Spillman Dr. Bethleham, PA 18015


Does me gots the good stuff or the bad stuff?

I think that’s the good stuff. They moved their production to Madagascar recently and it’s terrible.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

They moved their production to Madagascar recently and it’s terrible.

Wait, what?

 

[woodsroad]

Wait, what?

Yeah, the EPA made them move it.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Yeah, the EPA made them move it.

Was this the most cleaverly synchronized joke ever? Ha ha, too good. Now, I have to wipe the coffee out of my beard and moustache, ha ha.

 

[woodsroad]

Thank you, @LeafErikson for the setup.

 

[LeafErikson]

Was this the most cleaverly synchronized joke ever? Ha ha, too good. Now, I have to wipe the coffee out of my beard and moustache, ha ha.

If you only knew what went on behind the scenes for that joke to happen.. we’ve been carefully coordinating that for months. At this point now that it’s done, I don’t even know how to spend my days. I just feel unfulfilled.

 

[woodsroad]

If you only knew what went on behind the scenes for that joke to happen.. we’ve been carefully coordinating that for months. At this point now that it’s done, I don’t even know how to spend my days. I just feel unfulfilled.

After the rush when you come back down
You're always disappointed
Nothing seems to keep you high
Drive your bargains
Push your papers
Win your medals
F* your strangers
Don't it leave you on the empty side

 

[brian64]

If you only knew what went on behind the scenes for that joke to happen.. we’ve been carefully coordinating that for months. At this point now that it’s done, I don’t even know how to spend my days. I just feel unfulfilled.

Sorry, I don't buy it. It couldn't have been pre-planned, because you would have to have known that Cosmic would ask a really dumb question.





Ohhh...ok...nevermind....very impressive coordination there I must say.

 

[condorlover1]

Here is the 1930's advert we reworked to read 'Piss Off You Old Pervert' followed by 'Tastes Like Shit! Buy Some!' slogan.

 

[woodsroad]

I just eyeballed some Warhorse Bar tins in my closet.

It says:


Made of dark-fired Kentucky, dark Air-Cured and matured red Virginia

Manufactured under license from the Standard Tobacco Co.

1911 Spillman Dr. Bethleham, PA 18015


Does me gots the good stuff or the bad stuff?

There is 1 pound of horse in every 5 pounds of War Horse pipe tobacco. There is an additional four pounds of horse excrement in every 5 pounds of War Horse. The balance of ingredients is top-tier Mahogany Burly, and a touch of Mr. Clean in the topping.
The horses are Certified Organic by the Horse Tobacco Institute of Belgrade, Serbia.

 

[B.Fee]

Thank you, one and all for dragging up this dead horse. I've enjoyed smoking it and will continue to as I bought up a wagon load when it reared it's Carcass From that Frankenstein castle of a laboratory you rebirth it in.

 

[prairiedruid]

The War Horse Red that has been produced recently (last couple of years) is a weaker version of what SToP produced. SToP also made it as a pretty solid block whereas the newer version is nowhere near as dense. Weakness maybe just my opinion but the density change is a fact.