It is better to GET than to RECIEVE
Gentlemen, let's not forget the true meaning of ISPD. Pipe smokers around the world are being persecuted for smoking in public. They are beaten, jailed, dragged into back corridors and robbed of all dignity and self-respect by self-righteous totalitarian governments around the world. All other holidays, we are forced to spend our hard earned wages to buy stuff for ungrateful family and friends and even strangers. This one time of the year we come together in the name of the Great Pipe Goddess and enjoy our pipe smoke like true gentleman and ladies in peace and harmony, setting a good example in the world of why we do this crazy thing.
And, so are people who bring us pipe tobaccos and pipes, and pipe accessories. For without people selling us these things, we are merely normal mortal beings. Without pipe sellers, and trader, we are nothing. Without the farmers who grow, the tobacconist who cure, blend, and package our tobacco we are just blind sheep. Without pipe makers, traders, distributors, refurnishers, and repairmen, we are just ignorant joneser, withdrawers, and cravers.
Sure, some retailers will offer packages, free shipping, or discounts, but let's not forget the important part, and that is supporting these retailers and others in the industry that keep us from being mere non-smokers. It's all about the generosity and love we spread in buying things for ourselves. For without these entrepreneurs we are nothing. So, buy that new pipe, new tin, or five pound bag of bulk. Get what you want, for it is far better to get than to receive. We do enough receiving with all of the other "commercial" holidays. This is our turn. So, get what you want, and smoke your pipes with dignity.
Happy ISPD!!
Keep it smokey! :
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