Indiana Jones Is Coming Out This Summer.

[bullet08]

It's called "Dial a Destiny"? I was thinking "Golden Walker"or "Crystal Wheelchair" might have been a good title.

 

[mortonbriar]

"Jonesing For A finale" or "In de End a He Dies"

 

[Briar Tuck]

Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom

 

[ashdigger]

Will I go see it, Depends.

 

[mortonbriar]

Will I go see it, Depends.

There was a sketch in a MAD magazine I read as a kid that always stuck in my mind, and the punchline is the checkout clerk at the grocery store saying over the loudspeaker "CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON ADULT DIAPERS AT CHECKOUT FOUR, THAT'S A PRICE CHECK ON ADULT DIAPERS, CHECKOUT FOUR THANKS"

 

[kcghost]

We really didn't need another Indiana Jones movie. So where do I get tickets.

 

[jguss]

If I have to I’ll ignore every review that comes out, but I’m going.

 

[GatorElGato]

I'll just wait till it comes to streaming, like anything else these days.

 

[Kobold]

I read this as coming out as in coming out of the closet. Which is a possibility in this day and age.

 

[Arthur Frayn]

Hard pass.

 

[kschatey]

I'm in! ... As long as it's not as horrible as the last one.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Saw the original in the theater when it first ran. It was something. Later versions wore me out, lol. He’s played two of the most iconic action guys for sure.

I assume this time it’s “Goodbye Dr. Jones” for real.

 

[condorlover1]

I hear the wheel chair chase will have you on the edge of your seat!

 

[mawnansmiff]

I read this as coming out as in coming out of the closet. Which is a possibility in this day and age.

Exactly what I thought!

It seems the thing to do these days.

Regards,

Jay.

 

[Arthur Frayn]

You sir, are the king of the dad jokes. I salute you.

I hear the wheel chair chase will have you on the edge of your seat

 

[condorlover1]

@Arthur Frayn: You might enjoy this one...

 

[ThermionicScott]

He belongs in a museum!

 

[brian64]

In this final installment, when it is discovered that Indy is older than the relic he's sent to recover, he is crated up and carted away along with it.

 

[PipesRock]

I'm in! ... As long as it's not as horrible as the last one.

Actually rumored to take place in space and has Indie teaming up with the Expendables whipping up on the Crystal Skull snake aliens. But he gets to say some of his famous "I hate snakes" lines so I'm in too.

 

[PipesRock]

There was a sketch in a MAD magazine I read as a kid that always stuck in my mind, and the punchline is the checkout clerk at the grocery store saying over the loudspeaker "CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON ADULT DIAPERS AT CHECKOUT FOUR, THAT'S A PRICE CHECK ON ADULT DIAPERS, CHECKOUT FOUR THANKS"

All funny until, 42 years later it's register 7 not register 4, it just isn't funny any more.