Got three shifts of triple time this holiday. That's pretty awesome, hope you guys except Cosmic get a similar awesome something.
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Scoring two more tins of Gatsby Luxury Flake was ample enough of a holiday treat. That would only be topped by Cosmic reacquiring moderator status. That way, we can all have something weighing heavily on our collective conscience for 2025. All us lowly commoners getting bopped on the head when we get out of line. Didimauw could use another hand on deck to ease the burden.
Indeed.
He finally discovered a kitchen table method of turning copper, brass, and sterling silver into 24 carat gold.
Oh HELL no...I can't imagine what possessed you to write that, but you must either be getting way too much nicotine or way too little...not sure which.
The reason I got tired of moderating is not being able to say what was really on my mind. I had to be too damned cuddly and kind to you nitwits, ha ha.
Feel free to roast me. I can take it. As long as no one gets butthurt if I zing back a little. But, I’m mowing the yard today and pruning the orchard back. So, here’s your chance. Have at me…
I’m a good sport.
How on earth does one mow a yard? Yards are normally swept, lawns are mowed
Jay.
How on earth does one mow a yard? Yards are normally swept, lawns are mowed
Jay.
I don't think he actually engages in any manual labor Jay. I'm assuming that "mowing the yard" and "pruning the orchard" are euphemisms for something...not sure what, and content not to know.
Just know regardless of how he mows, he will be smoking his pipe with such serene grace and perfection that you won't even see the smoke from his pipe. In fact, you won't even see his pipe. He smokes with his mind. It's an evolved technique well beyond what you chimps are capable of. 
You guys call a patio, a yard, and when we refer to the yard, we mean the entirity of land surrounding our house. I believe you guys call this a garden, but a garden to us is the section of our yard where we grow flowers and food, or tobacco.How on earth does one mow a yard? Yards are normally swept, lawns are mowed
Jay.
Right or wrong, at least we don’t dress up our cars with boots and bonnets.
That would explain a lot about his personality. His personality is best described as regularly experiences toxic fumes in the same place he eats.
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Wait… I’ll take a joke about my posts or anything else about me. But, if you’re claiming that I sell gilded piece? Then you’re stepping over a line.
Please explain what you are saying?
Sorry things got out of hand. Do you approve of the new edit? I couldn't go too soft on it.
Just using a little reverse psychology. Plus it would make the Sutliff bummer seem not so bad by comparison.
No worries, like I’ve never stepped over the line before. Ha ha
My favorite is when you step over the line when the line is reminding her of something some real jerk did. Last time it was at work and mentioned (it came up organically) that I had briefly dated/seen a girl with a name I couldn't pronounce. And then got yelled at by some lady that's normally really chill. I bite my tongue because it wanted to be like anyone who doesn't remember your name is shit, this girls name was ??!!???No worries, like I’ve never stepped over the line before. Ha ha
(Oh I called the one Ms. Unpronounceable, and when I told her I'd call her that tension washed off her body, but I was still getting a short girl in my face [standing on tippie toes] shaking a fist at me literally).
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Thanks for this... I needed that.
I just sold the golf cart that I've been trying to offload all year. Made a mint too!
I got the damned thing in a trade, and I thought I might be stuck with it forever.
Happy Somesbest!
I just sold the golf cart that I've been trying to offload all year. Made a mint too!
I got the damned thing in a trade, and I thought I might be stuck with it forever.
Happy Somesbest!
one thing people never seem to get is. Higher end things are harder to off load. You'll sell it eventually. I've gotten a few things at a great price because someone needed a few hundred now. I am a softy and will always take the same amount of cash back latter, or if I turn it around and sell it for a fairer price I make sure they get some bit of the profit (that's for friends not just anyone).