In The Interest Of Heck Yes

[anotherbob]

Got three shifts of triple time this holiday. That's pretty awesome, hope you guys except Cosmic get a similar awesome something.

 

[anotherbob]

He doesn't need or want the help.

 

[Servant King]

Scoring two more tins of Gatsby Luxury Flake was ample enough of a holiday treat. That would only be topped by Cosmic reacquiring moderator status. That way, we can all have something weighing heavily on our collective conscience for 2025. All us lowly commoners getting bopped on the head when we get out of line. Didimauw could use another hand on deck to ease the burden.

 

[georged]

He doesn't need or want the help.

Indeed.

He finally discovered a kitchen table method of turning copper, brass, and sterling silver into 24 carat gold.

 

[brian64]

That would only be topped by Cosmic reacquiring moderator status.

Oh HELL no...I can't imagine what possessed you to write that, but you must either be getting way too much nicotine or way too little...not sure which.

 

[Ahi Ka]

@cosmicfolklore tagging you so you don’t miss out on the action

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Oh HELL no...I can't imagine what possessed you to write that, but you must either be getting way too much nicotine or way too little...not sure which.

The reason I got tired of moderating is not being able to say what was really on my mind. I had to be too damned cuddly and kind to you nitwits, ha ha.

Feel free to roast me. I can take it. As long as no one gets butthurt if I zing back a little. But, I’m mowing the yard today and pruning the orchard back. So, here’s your chance. Have at me…
I’m a good sport.

 

[mawnansmiff]

I’m mowing the yard today

How on earth does one mow a yard? Yards are normally swept, lawns are mowed

Jay.

 

[brian64]

How on earth does one mow a yard? Yards are normally swept, lawns are mowed

Jay.

I don't think he actually engages in any manual labor Jay. I'm assuming that "mowing the yard" and "pruning the orchard" are euphemisms for something...not sure what, and content not to know.

 

[K.E. Powell]

Just know regardless of how he mows, he will be smoking his pipe with such serene grace and perfection that you won't even see the smoke from his pipe. In fact, you won't even see his pipe. He smokes with his mind. It's an evolved technique well beyond what you chimps are capable of.