In Flagrante Delicto and Pipe Smoking?

[sablebrush52]

I thought only my dogs could do that!

You should try it sometime. If you're doing it right, the neighbors will be complaining about the noise, and you'll be going through bed frames like they're kindling.

It's okay to forego the hair shirt and not keep you pinkies out.

 

[SBC]

BTW, I am awestruck and jealous that your wife loves pipe smoking.

Well, she loves that I pipe smoke, but she wouldn't love pipe smoking herself, and for precisely the same reason: she's a conscientious traditionalist. (I think that she finds compelling the idyllic and stereotypical image of a father puffing his pipe while reading to his children.)

Some room notes she adores. (Her new favorite is Ennerdale.)

Other room notes lead her to suggest, for future reference, that I categorize its source as an "outdoor tobacco."