I'm Offended!

[forest7]

I opened new tin.

 

[drwatson]

beefeater thanks for that comic, laughed the whole way through!! When I was in college, it always amazed me that there are rules/laws about teach religion in a public school. However not all but a huge number of teachers could and would teach anti-religion. This offended me! I love this country and still have great hopes that it will wake up and pull it's head out of it ass...But some times it makes me sick too!

 

[crazypipe]

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[cobguy]

... A 1/4 Lakota, 1/4 Irish, and 1/2 German guy walks into a bar and says...

Let's smoke a peace pipe, drink till we're hungry and down some Bratwursts!! :mrgreen:
Let's include a couple of different groups in the next joke:
A man takes a seat on an aeroplane. Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding.

To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, "Business trip or holiday?"

She smiles and says, "Business - the annual sex convention in New York."

The man swallows hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, "What's your role at the convention then?"

"Lecturer," she responds. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," the man says. "What myths are those?"

"Well, one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indians.

Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world's best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed.

We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from South America."

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.

"I'm really sorry," she says, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man says. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

 

[cobguy]

With everything going on around here lately I'm truly concerned that I haven't felt offended.
There could be something actually wrong with me!
I have an appointment next week to have my Autonomic Nervous System checked out ... might need re-clocked!

 

[jeepnewbie]

This has been a great read.

 

[oldreddog]

Offended forsooth!
Sometimes when the emperor's mickey is swinging in the breeze you just have to point at it.

 

[condorlover1]

I refuse to be offended since if I post on this thread and it gets deleted it wipes out my post count and all my efforts to hit the 2000 mark!

 

[yohanan]

. If you haven't replaced your hardwood floors with egg shells you are so 1975.

:rofl: So True.

 

[johnnyreb]

I went out for Happy Hour last evening on Taco Tuesday. It had been a few days since I was last there & they had decorated the bar with plenty of green crepe paper, shamrocks & drunk leprechauns, to stretch their festivities & increase business for the coming week. The only pot of gold I saw must have been in the cash register.
I told my favorite barmaid that if next week they planned to serve corned beef & cabbage on Taco Tuesday I was going to be really offended! She told me that she would be really offended if I didn't show up & her tip jar for the night ended up being a little short! Pretty soon the barkeep came over and said he was going to be offended if she didn't get back to work. I told him toughen up Sally and quit being so offended, & to bring me two more tacos & another Negra Modelo.

 

[admin]

I'm pleased that this thread went well. I'm going to close it while it is still on a positive note.
Thanks for the funny comments too.