I'm Drinking Too Much And Driving My Wife Crazy

[ophiuchus]

I realize that this could be making light of a more serious situation ...
By your own admission in previous posting, your wife has plenty of experience in you driving her crazy. However, if you can't be nice to your dog after a few drinks, then put the hooch away! :lol:

 

[indianafrank]

Gentlemen! Thank you for all of the kind and generous comments...but I was only serious to a point.
Yes I drive my wife crazy but that's nothing new. And she still loves me.
As for the dog? He understands me better than anyone.
Now, about that drinking? Some bourbon or wine daily, but no more than two.
Really I'm, hiccup, fine!

 

[jerwynn]

Really I'm, hiccup, fine!

HA! That's what they all say!! Really, hiccup, me too!! (VOOF says the dog!)

 

[mso489]

Do stuff to make her happy. That will keep you a little more sober and make you both feel better all around.

 

[jvnshr]

Frank, we are all driving too much and drinking our wives crazy. And I am not drunk.

 

[trucha]

My favorite sign in a bar (Abe's , arroyo seco nm) reads: if your wife drives you to drink have her drive you to Abe's

 

[jefff]

"Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad"

 

[maduromadness]

My wife is a smoking Nazi! She complains about ever wiff she gets. She understands that when I reward her with a house I will get an indoor smoking area....until then every day outside. Needless to say I've invested in the warmest clothing and heating devices cause when I need to smoke, I smoke! Time and kids permitting. Moving to California doesn't hurt either. Mind you I've smoked in Colorado snow storms as well.

 

[yaddy306]

“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

-Homer Simpson

 

[weezell]

It's been a fun ride, we love each other, and that's all we can hope for.

Orley Brother, you got it right! That is the wife and myself to a "T". Life is way,way to short and if ya got half a brain and are REAL lucky, you figure that out before it's to late... :wink:

 

[condorlover1]

Try drinking through a straw as it slows things down a bit and maybe rolling a few cigarettes using XXX Rope - that should sort you out in double quick time!! 8O

 

[indianafrank]

condorlover1

Try drinking through a straw as it slows things down a bit and maybe rolling a few cigarettes using XXX Rope - that should sort you out in double quick time!! [8O]

:crazy:
I really don't drink much. Sometimes it just feels that way!

 

[flaneuse]

I always find it kind of odd when guys talk about how women don't appreciate their smoking and drinking. Some of us ladies have habits of our own...

 

[snoopy311]

My kind of woman, Flaneuse.

 

[aldecaker]

My wife appreciates her smoking and drinking just fine. It's my smoking and drinking she could do without!

 

[foggymountain]

Send her out for another bottle. (It is not wise to take my advice on wives. I have not seen mine since last September.)

 

[jvnshr]

Send her out for another bottle. (It is not wise to take my advice on wives. I have not seen mine since last September.)

How far is the store?

 

[oldgeezersmoker]

I have health issues that require me to drink only rarely and in moderation even then, but with the advent of internet pipe porn that is a good thing. My PAD and TAD are much easier to control sober.

 

[michele]

Hallo all the new friends from everywhere,....sorry my english is not perfect..

i am from Switzerland (you know that little country in Europe with mountains, snow, chocolate and bad banks.

Looking at the snow mountain whil smoking pipe an drink Laphroaig is the summit of pleasure..

 

[woodsroad]

Welcome, Michele!

Are you driving your wife crazy, too?