If You . . . . . .

[warren]

We've all seen this question over and over. So finish question as you wish and let's be done with it.
. . . could only have 2000 pounds cellared what blends would you have down there?
. . . you were marooned on a deserted island, how many different pipes would make you contented?

 

[phxrock]

I would cellar Latakia forward blends along with some Flake, plug and some rope. I think I would want to have my 4 Petersons system pipes.
John

 

[vfefrenzy]

A) Adam Clay-2000 pounds.
B) Enough pipes to build a boat for Adam Clay-2000 pounds to row me home in, plus 1 to smoke.

 

[warren]

Interesting responses but, I was looking for more questions which need to be asked so as to unravel the mysteries of the pipe.
. . . restricted to only Missouri Meerschaums pipes, which blend would you recommend?
. . . had to chose one to marry, Monroe or Loren?
. . . could only smoke in your underwear, boxers or briefs?

 

[morton]

Dunhill Flake (high end tobacco in a rustic pipe, it appeals to me)
Loren (what can I say? I like Italian. I'd take Marianne over Ginger too)
Boxers (more cover from sparks)

 

[mephistopheles]

Q: . . . could only have 2000 pounds cellar-ed what blends would you have down there?

A: Sutliff Private Stock Charlemange - because it's the best thing I've tried smoking out of the 5 total blends I've tried. Smells like magic. Maybe some Lane 1-Q to mix it up now and then. I need to experiment more...
Q: . . . you were marooned on a deserted island, how many different pipes would make you contented?

A: 4 total, all Prince shaped. 2 for smoking and alternating between during rest periods, 1 for sharpening down into a classy looking shank for those "just in case" moments, and 1 to trade for two smoking hot island babes to be my brides when I hop islands.
Q: . . . restricted to only Missouri Meerschaums pipes, which blend would you recommend?

A: Lane 1-Q worked the best in my Ozark Mountain birch pipe out of the 3 other aromatics I tried at the time.
Q: . . . had to chose one to marry, Monroe or Loren?

A: The correct answer is the actress Minnie Driver.

 

[daimyo]

I don't think they got it Warren. :lol:
If you only had ____ to spend, which one of these pipes would you buy.

 

[toby67]

Tobacco's 4noggins blends - 3 Blind Moose, Trout Stream, Bald Headed Teacher / Lane RPL 6 / Prince Albert / Sutliff - Maple Street / GL Pease Gaslight Plug / Sweet Whiskey (Rope)
Pipes A variety of bents, Petersons, Comoy's, Italians such as Armellini etc..and about 20 in reserve for when I wear them out

 

[philobeddoe]

Kate Upton.....and whatever tobacco, I'd be too busy to get in much smoking!

 

[dottiewarden]

What if you were on death row and it was execution day, what would your last pipe/tobacco combination be?

 

[mephistopheles]

...could only listen to one genre of tunes while smoking what would it be?
...could only clean your palette with one item what would it be?
...could only smoke in one place for the rest of your life where would it be?
...could only share the company of one other person who would it be?
...could smoke with any pipe smoker throughout all history who would it be?
...could eat anything you wanted while smoking what would it be?
...could smoke at any time during the day what would it be?

 

[sablebrush52]

Tobacco:
1950's thru 1970's era Balkan Sobranie

Easy Chair

WhiteKnight

Wessex Campaign

SGFVF

St James Flake

Tashkent

Danish Delight

Germaine Best Brown Flake

St Bruno

Solani Silver Flake

Escudo

Gaslight

Edward G Robinson Pipe Blend

Pelican

Peretti D7485

Royal Blend

Vintage Syrian

Kensington

Cairo

Caravan

Proper English

Red Raparee

Margate

HOTW
Pipes:
Family Era Barlings of various shapes and sizes

Lee Von Erck pipes

Ehrlich

Spanu

Rad Davis

Ruthenberg

Pre-War Kaywoodie

Comoy Blue Ribands
a small mountain of pipe cleaners
Broads:
Only one? My fianceé. There's nothing more boring than someone with an undeveloped mind.
Music: Classical
Palatte Cleanser: Lemon sherbet
Smoking location: Yosemite Valley
Company: my Fianceé. She's sexy, brilliant, funny, and nuts. What more do I need?
Historical smoker:
Mark Twain - though he can be such a whiner, I'd have to really think about that.
Food: since I can eat ANYTHING, the list is too long to repeat here.
Smoking schedule: morning, noon, and night.

 

[mephistopheles]

@Sablebrush52 Lemon sherbet?! You sir, you may be a genius. I'll pick some up Friday.