If You Won?

[smokeybear]

Anything after this just doesn't matter.

 

[durham270]

First, pay off all existing bills! Share some of the money with family members in need. The rest, Live it up! Buy the boat of my dreams. Car of my dreams. Would I move? No. I love the area I'm in now. Maybe add an addition onto my existing home. Retire early and spend all my time down on the lake. Travel? Sometimes. I've always wanted a European adventure. Maybe a second house in a remote location in the B;ack Forest of Germany, LOL The list goes on and on.

 

[dochudson]

I would hire a very good tax lawyer and a very good investment adviser. After figuring out exactly how much $$$ I would actually have after taxes. I would clear the kids of any debt and setup up a trust fund with a yearly payout for each. Then I would get a nice reasonably sized log cabin in BF Alaska with a water and mountain view. A good sized diesel pickup (if there were any roads). A nice boat and fishing gear. A nice big game rifle mostly for critter control as needed. Then I would contact Mark Tinsky and ask him make me several 30 days sets and give him an open invite to come fishing whenever he wanted. Of course stock bales of tobacco and cases of booze and wine.

 

[drwatson]

100 Million! First 10 million to St.Judes Children Hospital. Pay off all debt, house in nice wilderness area (but not to far. Bank rest. And one very nice pipe.

 

[lostandfound]

I'd blow it all on crack cocaine.
Just kidding.
I would do a lot of things. Open a B&M in as many states as possible. I'd lobby FOR flavored tobacco. Build a recording studio, go to school for music production. Buy a golf course. Buy a movie theatre. Build a house that has a movie theater and a recording studio in it. Pay Rad Davis to teach me how to carve pipes. Carve pipes in my newly built wood shop. Fight back against corrupt politicians in all corners of the world. Grow a lot of pot. Open some dispensaries. Umm... breed dogs. Develop an interest in Polo and other things rich people like. Hm... I'd buy some monkeys, too, and teach them how to smoke pipes.
Samcoffeeman, I actually read your post after I wrote mine, but I see that we have some similar ideas.

 

[simnettpratt]

Buy monkeys and teach them how to smoke pipes.
Didn't see that one coming.

 

[smokeybear]

Its been done but at least you know its possible lol

 

[wyfbane]

^^ Bwa ha ha ha

 

[irwinmetro]

This "borrowed" (read: stolen) from David Cross, but I would host the biggest fireworks display in the history of the world, it would be visible from space. And it would be on July 3rd, on the Canadian side of the border.
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