If You Could Name Your Own Tobacco Blend...

[weezell]

WarWeezell Plug! Has a nice ring to it... :D

 

[johnbrody15]

Minuteman

Angry Sea Captain

Keelhaul

 

[brian64]

Here's a few more!
Vegan Honeymoon. That sweaty, personal aroma with hints of asparagus and brown rice.
Old Hardware Store. Pestacides, paint and bone meal with undertones of fertilizer and weeping dynamite.

I somehow missed that thread the first time around...many good ones in it, but those two are hilarious.
I can't help but think that there's just got to be some product out there these days called Vegan Honeymoon.

 

[woodsroad]

We used to have fun here, didn't we?

(That's a blend name, not a critical comment).

 

[diamondback]

Deeming Demon!
A series even...
Deeming Demon - Hoarder’s Cellar

Deeming Demon - Tobaccopocalypse

 

[woodsroad]

Owl Pellet: A pressed cake of what was dinner

 

[mechanic]

Hotdog water

 

[shermnatman]

TroutTimes - LOL!!! WTH!?! LOL!! Those names were great! - Sherm Natman

 

[jaytex1969]

Moderator: As soon as you get to the good part, it goes out for good! :nana:
Fishnbanjo Flake: Every time you open the tin, it's a different blend, better than the last.
Aronomicon: No tobacco at all, just a special blend of casings and toppings.

 

[brian64]

Deeming Demon!
A series even...
Deeming Demon - Hoarder’s Cellar

Deeming Demon - Tobaccopocalypse

Conjures all kinds of images of what the tin art could look like.

 

[foursidedtriangle]

"Rare tobacco". Tin description: It is not any good but you will buy it anyway because it is limited edition.

 

[bassbug]

I'm surprised trouttimes didn't beat me to this but....I'd love to see a blend named "Dry Fly Delight" for all us flyfishers.
Something sweet and mellow to enjoy on the stream.

 

[mso489]

Clarisse.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Running out of names like Cosmic Twist, Cosmic Flake, Cosmic Ribbon, I decided to start using vintage sci fi names for my own homegrown blends, so now I have...

Forbidden Planet, Plan 9, and John Carter Hall.
But, I also rename bulk blends in my cellar, that only I know what they really are, such as...

5100 is Tits Up, Curly Cut Deluxe is You Won't Believe its not Strang, and LBT is Escudo-like.

 

[sablebrush52]

I did this here a couple of years ago.
Armpit, Sweaty Armpit, and Smegma.
Didn't sell well for some reason.

 

[luigi]

I'd name mine Timbergold. But I don't grow any so ... I'll keep dreaming. :D

 

[mso489]

Throckmorton.

 

[pappymac]

Cosmic -

Sounds like your doing the same as a lot of B&M's trying to convince smokers they blend their own.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Sounds like your doing the same as a lot of B&M's trying to convince smokers they blend their own.

Well, except people don't browse through my house looking for things to buy, ha ha. And, I do one better than B&M's, I actually grow the stuff. ::
The renamed blends are merely for my own amusement. No one ever sees those jars but me.

 

[mau1]

What's That Smell?

Your Mama!