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Aug 14, 2012
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It was a gift from Neatpipes, titled "The Five Laws of Pipe Companioning," by Mark Irwin. It is a 4 1/4 x 5 1/2 inch 67 page softcover. Very nice of them. I will not have time to read it, and honestly it seems kind of boring, but there are 2 most interesting pictures. One is a pipe which belonged to Mark Twain. the upper part of it is burned away. Was Clemens lefthanded? The left side of the upper part of the pipe is much lower, so that is probably where he held the match. He might have often used a piece of firewood to light the pipe judging from the amount of briar burnt away. It is a Peterson 14B from 1896. No P-lip. The other most interesting picture is a portrait of Emily Dickinson titled "Pipe Babe Emily Dickinson She Only Collected Calumets." She is holding a calumet. The text of the book was written to promote a crackpot theory that a pipe is your companion and there are five laws involved. Personally, I long ago made up my own laws about pipesmoking and will not put them into book form because they are not at all interesting or important in any way.Despite the above comments I am grateful to Neatpipes.

 
Dec 24, 2012
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I received the same book Foggy. I flipped through it and enjoyed it. Pretty classy of them.
Oh, and I do plan to put my Laws of Pipesmoking in book form. PM me if you want to reserve a copy.

 

allan

Lifer
Dec 5, 2012
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Foggy
That was very nice of Neat Pipes to send you that book.
Any chance of you taking pics of the 'pics' and posting them?

 

mso489

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Do I have it right that Emily Dickinson was a pipe smoker? And what is a calumet? A type of pipe,

I presume. That's a whole new dimension to that girl. I visited her home place in Amherst. She

nobly held off the local religious zealots of her time as a young girl and that may be part of her

reclusive manner as an adult.

 

tuold

Lifer
Oct 15, 2013
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I believe the portrait of ED holding a pipe was photoshopped. Is this the one?
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That was the one. You mean he lied about her being a pipesmoker? MSO: As far as I know, a calumet is a native American peace pipe. It is also the name of a dangerous city in Indiana.

 

tuold

Lifer
Oct 15, 2013
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Probably an obscure reference to one of her poems. What a stretch though!
’T IS whiter than an Indian pipe,

’T is dimmer than a lace;

No stature has it, like a fog,

When you approach the place.
Not any voice denotes it here,

Or intimates it there;

A spirit, how doth it accost?

What customs hath the air?
This limitless hyperbole

Each one of us shall be;

’T is drama, if (hypothesis)

It be not tragedy!

 

jarit

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Jul 2, 2013
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I don't know if the book has exactly the same content, but Neatpipe's website has the following series:
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-i-law/&id=47
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-2-law/&id=48
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-3-law/&id=49
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-4-law/&id=50
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-5-law/&id=51
http://www.neatpipes.com/blog/the-five-laws-of-pipe-companioning-coda/&id=52
I found them all educational and entertaining.

 
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daveinlax: It was very kind of neatpipes to make and send a Christmas gift. I do indeed appreciate it. But the written content of the book is a bit silly. A pipe is a companion? Really? Do you have long talks with it? Does it lend you money? Does it look after your family when you are gone? A pipe, despite all the fuss made about it, is just a piece of wood shaped to burn tobacco. As far as laws governing its use, that is a questionable concept. If I could find the book I would point out the sillier laws. Can't we enjoy a smoke without turning into a bunch of five year olds?

 
May 31, 2012
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St.Michael-and-his-Angels-Fight-the-Dragon.jpg

Some people may look at an Albrecht Dürer print and say that its only lines on paper,

and furthermore that neither angels nor dragons actually exist --- but it is more than that.

:

:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogroves

And the mome raths outgrabe

Some people may read Lewis Carroll and say that its a bunch of poppycock nonsense --- but it is more than that.

:

:

And some people may smoke a pipe and say its only a piece of wood with holes in it --- but it is more than that.
Regis McCafferty left this poem in the comment box of The Five Laws of Pipe Companioning first blog post:

COMPANION
Against my cheek, the subtle touch

of your smooth and burnished skin -

The warmth of it reminding me

of the many places we have been.

From London near the Tower Gate,

in a shop where we first met,

to Rome, and Delhi, and Lahore -

Then to picnics on the Trent.
When evening brings the coffee hour,

and aromas to the sense delight,

against my cheek, I feel the touch

of you my friend.... companion.... pipe.
Regis McCafferty

1994
I did not get the book, as I've never ordered anything from NEATPIPES, but it's really cool that they actually made a bound paper volume as a gift for their patrons, a very fine touch which is mostly lacking these days.
The final strophe sums it up well, and a little "poetic veneer" is always a good thing in my book...

You can undoubtedly find tropes correlative to your own interests, aspirations and biography to give a little poetic veneer to your rotation. The important thing for your enjoyment is simply the time you take with your pipes-story, however you decide to “write” it. For the pipe companioner, “the pipe collection is a growing organism.”
In the opening of Case N° 130812, Irwin states:

Anyway, in between stouts 2 and 3, I began to feel nostalgic for my grad-school days as a student librarian (about the only thing I enjoyed as a graduate student), and with a wink and nod to the father of library science S. R. Ranganathan, I proceeded to sketch out “The Five Laws of Pipe Companioning.”

And thusly nods to Ranganathan's 5 laws...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_laws_of_library_science

...as a loose inspirational framework from which to construct a parallel text concerned with pipes --- I certainly don't think the exercise is a crackpot rant, but a very readable, entertaining and thoughtful essay regarding pipe-smoking and some of the cultural stuff that goes along with it.
I applaud his efforts and thank him for taking the time.
The classic definition of romanticism may be the triumph of emotion over intellect, but somehow the act of pipe-smoking unites both emotion and intellect in a grand narrative of mysterious properties where both entities exist in strange equivalence.

 

dervis

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A very nice gesture! I'm with you though foggy. Hunks of wood with 2 holes.Set fire to one put the other in mouth. It is silly sometimes how much more we all try and make out of it. Maybe it helps justify the money we spend. Again though what a very nice gesture

 
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