I Peed A Little Bit

[alaskanpiper]

Went to let the dog out tonight and there was a crazy lady and her kids standing in my bushes 20 feet away having dinner.

Thankfully they spooked almost as hard as I did, and thus, I am alive to smoke another day. My poor blind hound dog never knew they were there.

 

[BarrelProof]

Seriously? I send you a photo of moose in my back yard and you use it as an excuse for your bladder control issue?

Poor form.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Seriously? I send you a photo of moose in my back yard and you use it as an excuse for your bladder control issue?

Poor form.

At least my form is good when spotting moose really counts. Don’t have to go kill cows inside city limits like a wuss.

 

[BarrelProof]

At least my form is good when spotting moose really counts. Don’t have to go kill cows inside city limits like a wuss.

Says the guy, after also saying, "I've applied for that tag my entire life and never drawn it you lucky SOB!"

 

[alaskanpiper]

Says the guy, after also saying, "I've applied for that tag my entire life and never drawn it you lucky SOB!"

Hence my repressed vitriol. You lucky son of a bitch.

That being said, here’s my antlers from last season. Care to post a pic of yours?

 

[BarrelProof]

Hence my repressed vitriol. You lucky son of a bitch.

She's awfully tasty, too. I'll likely never get another 'left the house at 9:30am and was home again at 2:30pm with a truck bed full of moose' season again.

 

[BarrelProof]

Hence my repressed vitriol. You lucky son of a bitch.

That being said, here’s my antlers from last season. Care to post a pic of yours?

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Ohhhh, you mean the part you can’t eat?

I got some of those, too...

 

[alaskanpiper]

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Ohhhh, you mean the part you can’t eat?

I got some of those, too...

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How much meat did you pull off that cute little thing? I bet it wasn’t 653 lbs ?

 

[BarrelProof]

How much meat did you pull off that cute little thing? I bet it wasn’t 653 lbs ?

Damn right it wasn't! But, considering I went into moose season with 2 caribou bulls already in the freezer, I went for quality over quantity. Enjoy that old bull!

 

[alaskanpiper]

Damn right it wasn't! But, considering I went into moose season with 2 caribou bulls already in the freezer, I went for quality over quantity. Enjoy that old bull!

Old bulls are just fine. Some of us know how to cook meat correctly.

We also shot a youngun’ 5 minutes later. Make that 1,138 lbs ?

 

[BarrelProof]

Old bulls are just fine. Some of us know how to cook meat correctly.

We also shot a youngun’ 5 minutes later. Make that 1,138 lbs ?

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All I see is rutty meat. Change my mind.

 

[lochinvar]

A little spooky when you walk right out on top of something that could go bad. This summer I had to run out to the truck about 10PM and as I turned to walk back in 500lbs of shadow started moving about 10ft away. Thankfully that old bear is the King of "Doesn't Give a Damn", but I covered the space to the door in record time.

 

[alaskanpiper]

All I see is rutty meat. Change my mind.

The same rutty meat that not but last week you demanded I put in your breakfast burrito next time we go out on the ice under pain of no fishing if I refused.

 

[alaskanpiper]

A little spooky when you walk right out on top of something that could go bad. This summer I had to run out to the truck about 10PM and as I turned to walk back in 500lbs of shadow started moving about 10ft away. Thankfully that old bear is the King of "Doesn't Give a Damn", but I covered the space to the door in record time.

Been there a few times. Nothing makes a trip to the underwear aisle quite like a good bear encounter.

 

[BarrelProof]

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The same rutty meat that not but last week you demanded I put in your breakfast burrito next time we go out on the ice under pain of no fishing if I refused.

Obviously. You turned it into sausage. This photo looks disgusting.

Plus, you never look a gift burrito in the mouth.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Obviously. You turned it into sausage. This photo looks disgusting.

Plus, you never look a gift burrito in the mouth.

Haha I will grant you that sauteed mushrooms aren’t the most aesthetically appealing food. Nor is pureed cauliflower, but I’m watching my figure. Trying not to gain more than 5lbs a month. Sorry I don’t take pictures of every meal like a gen Z influencer.

So what are you saying? Sausage isn’t good food? Or are you just saying that you don’t have the cooking skills to make use of good moose meat without adding suet? I’m unclear....

 

[BarrelProof]

Haha I will grant you that sauteed mushrooms aren’t the most aesthetically appealing food. Sorry I don’t take pictures of every meal like a gen Z influencer.

Coincidentally, I put sauteed mushrooms on that meat I just posted a photo of after taking the photo.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Coincidentally, I put sauteed mushrooms on that meat I just posted a photo of after taking the photo.

Sauteed mushrooms are God’s gift to man. I will literally put them on any meat.

 

[didimauw]

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[didimauw]

Anyways....

I literally thought it was people you were talking about in your bushes. Hahaha