I Just Broke the World Hotdog Eating Record

[AcesAndEights]

That sounds like a myth perpetuated by Big Cracker to boost sales.

Big Cracker will now be my rapper name.

 

[El Capitán]

Go you with your 1.7" winner wiener!

It's not the size, it's the flavor. Always keep condiments on hand. Don't want any unplanned Vienna sausages.

 

[rmpeeps]

...in my own kitchen.

Not kidding

Same brand of dog, same rules, everything by the book.

Joey Chestnut's record is 76 dogs w/buns in ten minutes. (Since I didn't have that many on hand, I just cooked one and cut it into even quarters)

So, I got into the ready position, banged the timer, and swallowed that 1.7" length of puppy clean in 1.91 seconds.

Times four quarters = 7.64 seconds

Ten minutes (the contest time) divided by 7.64 seconds = 78.534 hot dogs.

Am I the Man, or what?



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Go to bed.

 

[proteus]

That sounds like a myth perpetuated by Big Cracker to boost sales.

Well I've heard it's impossible to eat just one Lay's potato chips.

 

[IAMLEGEND1204]

...in my own kitchen.

Not kidding

Same brand of dog, same rules, everything by the book.

Joey Chestnut's record is 76 dogs w/buns in ten minutes. (Since I didn't have that many on hand, I just cooked one and cut it into even quarters)

So, I got into the ready position, banged the timer, and swallowed that 1.7" length of puppy clean in 1.91 seconds.

Times four quarters = 7.64 seconds

Ten minutes (the contest time) divided by 7.64 seconds = 78.534 hot dogs.

Am I the Man, or what?



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"That is what she said."

 

[gamzultovah]

Sooo…. We’ve actually devolved into talking about weiner’s and how many weiner’s we can eat, and how much we enjoy competing with other men who like to eat weiner’s too? I’ll just see my way out now…

 

[obc83]

What do you mean, not how it works?

Anything you can do perfectly once you can do 307 more times.

Duh.

On 'em? Whataburger yellow mustard jazzed with a bit of Coleman's powder, and a slice of pickled jalapeno in every bite. No ketchup. Ketchup is for burgers.


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You callin' me a burger?