I got married! :) :) :)

[mso489]

Okay, okay, and congrats.

 

[jpmcwjr]

The hideousness of that face will haunt my dreams forever

Pretty much.
Really, please put a warning in the title. Way false advertising, George, but all good wishes for a happy union.....

 

[cigrmaster]

George, don't be projecting your lip fetish on to me. Ok you're right, I'd let her blow me.

 

[kcghost]

George, the bitch ugly!!

 

[bnichols23]

married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.

Well, WE don't know -- maybe her last name IS Jackson! }}
B

 

[georged]

OK.
She saw this thread and left me.
She said my realworld friends were probably as mean as my online ones, and left me...
I even offered her $500,000 to stay and she instantly said yes, so I gave it to her in cash in a suitcase. Then I went to the kitchen for a bottle of champagne to celebrate Phase Two of our Reborn Love... but she was gone (along with the suitcase) when I returned. :crying:
I can't believe it! What will I do now?

 

[the85boro]

Count your blessings that's what!!

 

[prairiedruid]

So we be schlitty.

Schlitz beer; bringing men and "women" together since 1849!