I Finally Put My Foot Down

[echambers]

Guys pee when they sit? I didn't even know this was a thing...

 

[tbradsim1]

Knew a fellow who's wife super glued the lid down, he bitched about it for a long time.

 

[joeman]

I grew up one of 4 boys...with dad and mom. I've worked with tons of guys in offices and warehouse. So, unless you wear your SHOES around the house all day long...just how fun is it to step up to the commode...as your socks absorb the pee which splashed out...while all the guys who stand to pee could care less that they're splattering? Sorry...don't think you have to be some clean freak to see that as just nasty. I can tell you this...we raised a daughter and a son...and my wife can attest that she NEVER has to worry about stepping in pee splash on the floor...because I sit. Also...I'm 54 now...and if feels good to sit there for a few and relax rather than stand while splashing pee on the floor which I'd then conscientiously wipe up after!
Oh...and make no mistake. TP comes off the FRONT of the roll. LOL.

 

[nevadablue]

... off the front of the roll and left with some hanging, so it can be found in the dark.
Common sense isn't common any more it seems. :lol:

 

[lochinvar]

My aunt and uncle solved this about two years ago. They remodeled and enlarged the master suite and family rooms and he added urinals
My aunt "Don't you think it will be kinda weird walking in a bathroom and looking at a urinal?"

My uncle "Hell, that's what I see in every bathroom I go in."
The man is a genius.

 

[Waning Embers]

My aunt and uncle solved this about two years ago. They remodeled and enlarged the master suite and family rooms and he added urinals
My aunt "Don't you think it will be kinda weird walking in a bathroom and looking at a urinal?"

My uncle "Hell, that's what I see in every bathroom I go in."
The man is a genius.

:clap:

:worship:

 

[davet]

my wife can attest that she NEVER has to worry about stepping in pee splash on the floor...because I sit.

My wife can attest as well but it's because I don't piss on the floor :rofl:

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Reminds me of an old joke I'd heard in the Army.
A Lieutenant and a Drill Sergeant walk into the latrine. Both stand at urinals and conclude almost at the same time. The Drill heads for the door, the Looey to the sink. The Lieutenant stops the Sergeant by saying, "Excuse me Sergeant, but in OCS we were told that an officer and gentleman always washes his hands." The Drill responds, "Yes sir. In Drill Sergeant school, they taught us not to pee on our ourselves."
:rofl:

 

[fitzy]

Guys pee when they sit? I didn't even know this was a thing...

I worked with a guy that peed sitting down. He was a very weird eccentric hipster type guy. Everyone thought he was a kook. Then he was in the newspaper for a cuddle party and we KNEW he was a kook. lol
He was fired the day he was in the paper so everyone in the office kept asking if he was fired because of the cuddle party. So when he was saying his goodbyes the smart ass that I am couldn't resist to ask if he wanted a hug. he he

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Wow, this is a thing. It also sort of explains a thing that happened years ago. I was going out with this girl, and the first time I visited her at her house, she asked me to set down to piss. I thought that maybe something was wrong with her toilet, so I just pissed in the sink. I wasn't sure what the heck set her off, crazy bitch. If I had of known that this was a piss in the floor thing, I would have gladly pissed in the backyard. Heck, sometimes I just prefer to step off the back porch and piss instead of having to walk down the hall. There's something liberating about just blindly pissing into the darkness. ::

 

[huntertrw]

"I Finally Put My Foot Down"
The title of this thread, and the subject, brought to mind this: Salute!