I was sitting on my front porch with my wife and a neighbor smoking one of my cobs when all of a sudden 3 chipmunks ran from under the porch into the garage.
“S.O.B .” I yelled. “The whole family’s moving in now.”
My neighbor’s laughing. My wife is freaking out. And I’m telling them. "Of course he brings the entire family. Look how I’ve been feeding him.”
I’ve never had chipmunks anywhere near the house. Now I’m afraid an entire community of them will move in.
The peanut butter didn’t work either. The trap door tripped…but no chipmunk.
The S.O.B. is playing games with me. This critter has a high IQ.
No way I’m missing another nights sleep knowing now I may have an entire chipmunk family living with me. I gotta do something to catch them.
And I still don’t know how the ring leader got into the house.
I'm ready to sell and move!
“S.O.B .” I yelled. “The whole family’s moving in now.”
My neighbor’s laughing. My wife is freaking out. And I’m telling them. "Of course he brings the entire family. Look how I’ve been feeding him.”
I’ve never had chipmunks anywhere near the house. Now I’m afraid an entire community of them will move in.
The peanut butter didn’t work either. The trap door tripped…but no chipmunk.
The S.O.B. is playing games with me. This critter has a high IQ.
No way I’m missing another nights sleep knowing now I may have an entire chipmunk family living with me. I gotta do something to catch them.
And I still don’t know how the ring leader got into the house.
I'm ready to sell and move!