(Humor) You're the New Marketing Director!

[boudreaux]

Only Thursday, but let's have a little fun.
You've been commissioned with marketing a new blend of pipe tobacco and providing a slogan for it.
What might it be? (The sophomoric in me emerges...) I'll get us started.
"On the Throne" - Complex, invigorating aromatic! :P

 

[spartan]

"Mustard Bomb" -Tasty Latakia and Perique blend that will deter anyone within 50 yards.

 

[tbradsim1]

(Penile Pursuasion)'Makes Your Stems Hard

 

[teufelhund]

Random Tobacco: Guaranteed to not be Borkum Riff :lol:

 

[lucky695]

Gentleman's Club: Hint of Strawberry, Glittery leaves... about a dollar a pole..I mean bowl.

 

[kashmir]

(Dog Turd) - Triple X curled rope, garaunteed to dirty your fingers.
(An allusion to an earlier post).

 

[john218]

Top Rank Pipe Tobacco. Experience that distinctive Rank aroma.

 

[trailspike48]

Popeye's Blend, Bowl me down.

 

[4dotsasieni]

Hefner's Blend - cased with a generous portion of Viagra.