Human Toes in Tobacco

[Briar Lee]

If we think our tobacco isn’t as good as it might be, read this 1918 case.

The Southern Reporter

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I spent 41 years behind a lawyer’s desk serving the public.

I cannot believe a plug of tobacco passed out a factory door with a human toe in it.


But I can believe a Mississippi lawyer could convince a Mississippi jury and judge one did.

 

[Sig]

One time I found a chunk of wood in my McClelland tobacco tin!!!
It was a piece of charred oak bourbon barrel!!

 

[JOHN72]

Years ago, I found eyelashes between the meat and the gelatin in sausages, also in yogurts.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

If we think our tobacco isn’t as good as it might be, read this 1918 case.

The Southern Reporter

books.google.com

I spent 41 years behind a lawyer’s desk serving the public.

I cannot believe a plug of tobacco passed out a factory door with a human toe in it.


But I can believe a Mississippi lawyer could convince a Mississippi jury and judge one did.

Everyone needs a tin of Podophilia Reformation in his or her cellar.

 

[shanez]

If we each donate a pinky toe we could create our very own limited edition tobacco. We could call it Toe Jam Plug.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

 

[Servant King]

"Notes of Roquefort, crowded gymnasiums, and that first time you opened that sample bag of Sutliff Sweated. Not an all day smoke. 5 out of 5 toes stars."

 

[Choatecav]

Years ago, I found eyelashes between the meat and the gelatin in sausages, also in yogurts.

John, do you mean like fake eyelashes??

 

[yohanan]

One time I found Bull Shite in apple butter.

 

[Briar Lee]

When j was in law school we’d study how juries usually in Mississippi or Oklahoma would give verdicts for a dead mouse in a Coca Cola bottle.

Imagine all the unfortunate series of events needed for a mouse to crawl inside a six ounce Coke bottle then get shipped out, and purchased, and the rube drinks it, then a doctor certified it caused “ptomaine” poisoning.

Bull Shit

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During the twenties every member of the Oklahoma Supreme Court was removed and many jailed for outright bribery. In my career a similar thing although not all the Supreme Court of Mississippi were indicted for abusing mesothelioma cases in a corrupt pay for play scheme.

Maybe a man did buy two plugs of R J Reynolds plug in Jackson Mississippi and one was good, but the other had a human toe wrapped up by hand and a cigar leaf wrapper added and he chewed most of it, then got the ptomaine poisoning and a jury believed that.

The earth may be flat, too, and the moon landings and satellites faked.

 

[andrew]

When j was in law school we’d study how juries usually in Mississippi or Oklahoma would give verdicts for a dead mouse in a Coca Cola bottle.

Imagine all the unfortunate series of events needed for a mouse to crawl inside a six ounce Coke bottle then get shipped out, and purchased, and the rube drinks it, then a doctor certified it caused “ptomaine” poisoning.

Bull Shit

Pepsi needle hoax - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

During the twenties every member of the Oklahoma Supreme Court was removed and many jailed for outright bribery. In my career a similar thing although not all the Supreme Court of Mississippi were indicted for abusing mesothelioma cases in a corrupt pay for play scheme.

Maybe a man did buy two plugs of R J Reynolds plug in Jackson Mississippi and one was good, but the other had a human toe wrapped up by hand and a cigar leaf wrapper added and he chewed most of it, then got the ptomaine poisoning and a jury believed that.

The earth may be flat, too, and the moon landings and satellites faked.

Moon landing was so fake.

 

[JOHN72]

John, do you mean like fake eyelashes??

They looked like natural, small eyelashes, or at least that's what I think they were. I once saw some red panties hanging from the hooks of an air, or air transporter conveyor of an agri-food factory.

 

[Choatecav]

They looked like natural, small eyelashes, or at least that's what I think they were. I once saw some red panties hanging from the hooks of an air, or air transporter conveyor of an agri-food factory.

"Excuse me, gents. Have you seen a pair of red panties around? I seem to have lost mine."