How Whacky is This: Anti Cheating Exam Hats?

Log in

SmokingPipes.com Updates

Watch for Updates Twice a Week

PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor

PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor

PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor

PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor

PipesMagazine Approved Sponsor

Drucquers Banner

mawnansmiff

Lifer
Oct 14, 2015
7,695
8,315
Sunny Cornwall, UK.
Certainly a novel way to prevent cheating. When I was at school we were trusted not to spy on our neighbour's papers though they did space out the desks & chairs by about 5 or 6 feet all round :rolleyes: .

The last image is the best....I'll bet that guy grows up to have tunnel vision!


Regards,

Jay.
 

jpmcwjr

Lifer
May 12, 2015
26,273
30,299
Carmel Valley, CA
_127308278_eggbox1.jpg.webp


This gets my vote for the most effective, and the ugliest.
 

verporchting

Lifer
Dec 30, 2018
3,003
9,279
When I was a pupil every teacher had an anti-cheating device leaning in the corner behind the desk and some of them were more like cricket bats than “paddles”.

They worked.

As additional motivation they also had this called “failing grade” they applied with great effect.

Plus we never had to face the degradation of looking like a third grade production of the lowest budget Dr Who episode ever filmed.

As a species I don’t think we have much time left on the clock. Thankfully. 🙄
 
Jul 26, 2021
2,412
9,782
Metro-Detroit
Related news: some Einstein recently posted on Reddit that s/he just passed the Illinois bar exam but cheated on the test and while in law school. Advertising the commission of a cardinal sin in the law profession (never lie, cheat, or steal) was not a smart move and the State Bar is investigating to take the poster's ticket to practice despite the post being removed and speculation it was to out another person.

 

anotherbob

Lifer
Mar 30, 2019
16,680
31,272
46
In the semi-rural NorthEastern USA
I feel like something is missing in this story. Seems more like an attempt at silliness then a serious measure. Or at least students being students and following a measure in the most silly and creative way possible. Or in other words something might have gotten lost in translation.
Nope it said all that in the article. Pretty cool then. If you can't make stressful life situations fun, what's the point of having any stress in the first place?
 
  • Like
Reactions: ThermionicScott

bullet08

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
10,229
41,515
RTP, NC. USA
Way our school system is going, we won't have to worry about cheating. The students will be too stupid to cheat in few years. They are introducing all sorts of bullshit and lowering the standard to where dolphins will laugh at. Thank god my kids are out of K - 12 and in college. Not that colleges are any better now days.
 

prairiedruid

Lifer
Jun 30, 2015
2,035
1,270
My high school biology teacher had a Great Horned Owl beautifully mounted in the front of the classroom. no matter where you sat you'd swear the owl was looking directly at you. Rumors of video cameras hooked up to the eyes were rampant. I was his aide as a senior and know it was just an owl but I still told his freshman class I was in the back changing the tapes.
 

georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,029
16,418
Way our school system is going, we won't have to worry about cheating. The students will be too stupid to cheat in few years. They are introducing all sorts of bullshit and lowering the standard to where dolphins will laugh at. Thank god my kids are out of K - 12 and in college. Not that colleges are any better now days.

Do you mean that the infrastructure which ALLOWS people to make a living talking about their parakeet, lipstick application techniques, and adventure walks around their back yard requires power generating stations, electrical distribution grids, sewer and water systems, aircraft, airports, highways, bridges, roads, agriculture, and so on to make it work?

And maintaining and expanding that infrastructure requires people to know STEM subjects because physics doesn't give a shit about safe spaces, triggering, micro-aggressions, cultural appropriation, and trans-sexual dance therapy interpretation studies?

How. Dare. You. Sir.

The planet's modern infrastucture can---and will---look after itself just fine.

In the meantime, Mr. Bullet08, you need to stop spreading implicit mis-information and creating a fearful online environment or you WILL be dealt with in the only way your kind seems to understand.


Screen Shot 2022-10-23 at 2.57.57 PM.png
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Reggie and bullet08

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,211
60,622
Someone could paste a cheat sheet inside their motorcycle helmet or other odd headgear. As it is, it is a performance art project more than an exam security measure, but it makes students aware of the importance of not cheating, except for the students who always cheat. As performance art, it is a winner. It looks like a Star Trek meet-up.

I think the Philippines has a brain-drain problem. Many smart kids can't afford college, and the ones who can, want to leave to go where they can get remunerated for their degrees.

From that part of the world, I see that Vietnam is about to start exporting automobiles to the U.S., the first brand an EV called a Vinfast. Having a war with the U.S. seems guaranteed to start an automobile industry, win or lose, as we see with the Germans, the Japanese, the Koreans, and now the Vietnamese. Prepare for cars from Afghanistan and Iraq down the road. Just kidding? The Taliban Sport Coupe.
 

bullet08

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
10,229
41,515
RTP, NC. USA
Someone could paste a cheat sheet inside their motorcycle helmet or other odd headgear. As it is, it is a performance art project more than an exam security measure, but it makes students aware of the importance of not cheating, except for the students who always cheat. As performance art, it is a winner. It looks like a Star Trek meet-up.

I think the Philippines has a brain-drain problem. Many smart kids can't afford college, and the ones who can, want to leave to go where they can get remunerated for their degrees.

From that part of the world, I see that Vietnam is about to start exporting automobiles to the U.S., the first brand an EV called a Vinfast. Having a war with the U.S. seems guaranteed to start an automobile industry, win or lose, as we see with the Germans, the Japanese, the Koreans, and now the Vietnamese. Prepare for cars from Afghanistan and Iraq down the road. Just kidding? The Taliban Sport Coupe.
Only problem is, unlike German and Japan, N. Vietnam didn't work with us after we bomb and Agent Orange all over their jungle. And unlike S. Korea, we didn't fight for them. Afghanistan and Iraq.. I don't know. We've bomb them enough, and had "allies". But Taliban Sport Coupe isn't catchy enough.
 

bullet08

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
10,229
41,515
RTP, NC. USA
Do you mean that the infrastructure which ALLOWS people to make a living talking about their parakeet, lipstick application techniques, and adventure walks around their back yard requires power generating stations, electrical distribution grids, sewer and water systems, aircraft, airports, highways, bridges, roads, agriculture, and so on to make it work?

And maintaining and expanding that infrastructure requires people to know STEM subjects because physics doesn't give a shit about safe spaces, triggering, micro-aggressions, cultural appropriation, and trans-sexual dance therapy interpretation studies?

How. Dare. You. Sir.

The planet's modern infrastucture can---and will---look after itself just fine.

In the meantime, Mr. Bullet08, you need to stop spreading implicit mis-information and creating a fearful online environment or you WILL be dealt with in the only way your kind seems to understand.


View attachment 176863
You know? It's not funny how some of them are going after those with different ideas than theirs. Sooner or later, will have to pay more attention to Big Brother. Or as they say "your ass's grass".
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
20,757
49,223
Southern Oregon
jrs457.wixsite.com
Related news: some Einstein recently posted on Reddit that s/he just passed the Illinois bar exam but cheated on the test and while in law school. Advertising the commission of a cardinal sin in the law profession (never lie, cheat, or steal) was not a smart move and the State Bar is investigating to take the poster's ticket to practice despite the post being removed and speculation it was to out another person.

This schmuck was no Einstein.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Streeper541

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
20,757
49,223
Southern Oregon
jrs457.wixsite.com
I don't like cheats. I know, it's a personal failing, I should be more sympathetic.

One of my fondest memories was reviewing portfolios for a production hiring situation and being handed a portfolio that had my work in it. Needless to say, it made a nice pile of confetti when I got through with it.

One of my less fond memories was getting bounced for a job because my portfolio, which contained my work, got flagged because someone else on staff had used my work to get hired there. They thought I was the cheat. So I sent them the early stages and work ups, which had never been duplicated, and suggested that they ask that person to produce the same stuff. Never heard from them, the SOBs.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Reggie

Chaukisch

Part of the Furniture Now
Aug 31, 2021
535
3,572
35
Northern Germany
Must be fun to be a teacher in that school, I'd rather teach the kids about the value of good and honest work, how it makes you feel proud and decent and how you will grow from that.
Instead they have the kids dress up like total dorks, making a joke out of them. It would only break my concentration if I had to look like this.
 

Andre_T

Part of the Furniture Now
Dec 17, 2018
708
2,355
48
Long Island, New York
Someone could paste a cheat sheet inside their motorcycle helmet or other odd headgear. As it is, it is a performance art project more than an exam security measure, but it makes students aware of the importance of not cheating, except for the students who always cheat. As performance art, it is a winner. It looks like a Star Trek meet-up.

I think the Philippines has a brain-drain problem. Many smart kids can't afford college, and the ones who can, want to leave to go where they can get remunerated for their degrees.

From that part of the world, I see that Vietnam is about to start exporting automobiles to the U.S., the first brand an EV called a Vinfast. Having a war with the U.S. seems guaranteed to start an automobile industry, win or lose, as we see with the Germans, the Japanese, the Koreans, and now the Vietnamese. Prepare for cars from Afghanistan and Iraq down the road. Just kidding? The Taliban Sport Coupe.
That coupe will just explode on the US market.
 
Did you guys read the article? It is humorous that some of you are taking this post as if it is a real "thing." But, one class in one school in the Philippines had a lesson where they had fun finding a creative solution to a problems that was imagined. This was all in fun.
Most standardized tests in the US are done on computers locked to one screen, so that students can't look up answers while taking the tests.
When I was a kid, we made small cheat sheets with microscopic writing that would be impossible for us to read. Then during the test we realized that we remembered the answers that we wrote down, so we didn't need to actually cheat.