How To Tell If You Own Enough "Royal Yacht"

[deathmetal]

Analysis says: You do not. Buy more Royal Yacht immediately.
Mods, you can lock this thread now. The answer never changes.

 

[tinsel]

Do you own ALL of the Royal Yacht in existence?
No. So buy more Royal yacht.

 

[deathmetal]

I like your spirit.
I have this dream where I'm driving along a lonely country road. It is foggy out and silent. Ahead of me a truck is stopped. I pull in behind it and I see the driver running toward me.
"We're under attack by zombies!!!" he says, and I look and see a horde of decomposing slack-jawed zombies approaching. I hand him my shotgun and open the truck.
It's nothing but Royal Yacht. Boxes of it filling every space but a 2x2 area with a chair and matches.
I shut the doors after me and light up... outside the sounds of zombie mayhem fill the air.
I don't care. I have the Royal Yacht. Humanity will have to fight for its survival without me!

 

[pruss]

1) Check cellar for tin of Royal Yacht with one bowl taken out of it.

2) Confirm presence of said tin.

3) Nod wisely.

4) Walk away from cellar satisfied that you have enough Royal Yacht.
-- Pat

 

[tinsel]

1) Check cellar for tin of Royal Yacht with one bowl taken out of it.

2) Confirm presence of said tin.

3) Nod wisely.

4) Walk away from cellar satisfied that you have enough Royal Yacht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

 

[deathmetal]

Want to trade for it? hehe

 

[tinsel]

In all seriousness ... I went to my nearest B&M a few months ago. They only carry Dunhill tins and OTC blends. I was going to pick up my usual tins of Dunhill Flake and they were out. I already had more than enough Nightcap, so I grabbed a tin of Royal Yacht just to buy something and help out the store.
It changed my life. I start every single day with a bowl of RY and often have another one (or 2) during the day.
Pruss, if you don't like it that's ok. I won't hold it against you. More Royal Yacht for me

 

[pruss]

It's not that I don't like it... It's just that I like other tobaccos more. That and the fact that I don't smoke aromatics very often.
*grin*
*duck*
-- Pat

 

[cigrmaster]

According to Pipestud 400 tins is enough in your collection. I kid you not, he has that many. If Steve reads this thread, maybe he will tell us an exact number.

 

[gmjabsky]

I need to be in the proper mood for Royal Yacht, seems to come around about once every 90 days

 

[jmatt]

I have two tins. Neither open. I've never yet tried Royal Yacht.
Should I?

 

[peteguy]

Smokes Royal Yacht

 

[tinsel]

I have two tins. Neither open. I've never yet tried Royal Yacht.
Should I?

Absolutely not. Send them to me for proper disposal RIGHT AWAY!
On a related side note, if you have unopened tins of Jackknife Plug, send them in for disposal as well...

 

[mso489]

I have a tin, but you'll know when I open it, for years to come.

 

[phil67]

I believe Stalin has quite a few tins buried with him. Should have some good age on it by now if you wish to dig him up. If by chance you do toss a tin to me as I'd love to try it!
Leave the body, take the Royal Yacht.

 

[didimauw]

You have enough Royal Yacht when there is no more room for Carter Hall.

 

[deathandtaxes]

http://briarfiles.blogspot.com/2008/06/featured-pipe-smoker-joseph-stalin.html
Spealing of Stalin

Item two on the list, which may be related to the previous item, is that he liked to smoke Dunhill's Royal Yacht. RY is a famous, or infamous, blend of various Virginias, but with a "unique flavor" added. It is this "unique flavor" which some find horrendously offensive, but others enjoy. I guess RY is about as controversial as a pipe tobacco can get.

 

[theediabeticman]

I am around 125 tins and a solid 40 are royal Yacht....

I do believe I'll have to take Pipe Studs advice

Oh and everyone regarding the JDRF Auction, please note that you can send me tins of Royal Yacht and I am pretty sure that would count as a charitable contribution

 

[maxx]

I bought a tin once. Lesson learned.

 

[judcole]

I've given Pipestud permission to smoke my share. ::