LOL...Great story....So I have cleaned my Brylon and made it quite shiny and new looking.....After waiting for it to dry I excitedly packed a bowl of my usual tobacco [Morning Mist]...Then immediately found ALMOST all of the reasons you all have been saying to toss it,in the false light..then the rest within the next 2 bowls!!I'll try a few more times before an official retire/toss but yeah it was hot,heavy and a weird plastic/Styrofoam taste once it got a lil hot