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A Treatise on
The coloring of meerschaum pipes.
By
G.O. Effyercelf
Meerschaum, aka the white goddess, foam of the sea, is a mysterious substance mined from the earth and formed into pipes by craftsmen once mostly located Vienna and now residing almost solely in Turkey. For nearly 3 centuries this magical white stone has been used to craft some of the finest smoking instruments and not infrequently, unidentifiable pipe shaped objects. I will lay bare before you the secrets to achieving the elusive, deep, even, and intense colors that are often seen in the meerschaum pipes of old, the jet blacks, ruby reds, and royal purples that so many treasured pipes of centuries past display.
Let’s start with the manufacturing of 18th and 19th century meerschaum pipes. This was largely done by craftsmen in the Vienna, Austria the once meerschaum pipe capital of the world. The Austrian carvers used only finest Turkish meerschaum from mines located in Eskisehir. These carvers used the finest tools made from German Solingen steel which has an unusually high carbon and nickel content. This high nickel/carbon content was crucial to pipe manufacturing as it imbued the pipes with a slightly elevated NICO3 level which enabled the completed pipes to bond with the tars and oils produced in the combustion of tobacco better, thus allowing them to color much faster than pipes produced with inferior tools today.
Once the high NICO3 stummles were completed they were treated with spermaceti, an oily substance found in the forward cranial cavity of a sperm whale. It was well known to the pipe houses of Vienna at that time that the quality of the spermaceti was paramount to the successful coloring of pipe. For instance, if a whale had led the whale boat on a Nantucket sleigh ride it would have suffered and therefore the spermaceti would be fouled and hence produce uneven coloring in a pipe. Whales taken in the northern parts of the Bearing Sea were much preferred to other whales because the temperature and salinity of the Bearing Sea were ideal for optimal spermaceti with whales taken other regions having higher triglyceride levels consequently producing inferior spermaceti form pipe production. Spermaceti with elevated triglyceride levels was known to cause pipes to color incompletely, meaning the pipes would only color about halfway up the bowl.
After treatment with spermaceti the pipes would be waxed with beeswax of the highest quality. The first meerschaum pipe beeswax harvesting operation was granted to the Austrian Archduke Charles, Duke of Taschen in 1815 as part of the dowery of his wife Henrietta of Nassau-Weilburg by her father. The hives were located on the south face of Mont Grossglockner and were tended by Franciscan Friars. Very little is known about the hives as the friars were a very secretive lot closely guarding the process by which the superior wax was produced. It has been speculated the flowering plants that grow below the tree line of Mont Grossglockner offered some element to the wax that we are currently unaware of.
Upon completion of the oiling and waxing processes the pipe was stemmed with a genuine Russian amber bit. Russian amber falls into the category of class I amber, more specifically class Ia which has a communic acid base as opposed to the class II amber with a sesquiterpenoid base. This communic acid-based amber is the reason that pipes will start to color from the shank forward. The acids leach into the meerschaum creating a covalent bond that promotes greater molecular expansion under the application of heat. Over time the acids will transfer completely from the stem to the pipe thus causing the stem to deteriorate rapidly. These pipes must have their stem replaced with a Russian amber stem of comparable quality or the coloring process will be halted.
The first thing a smoker would do upon procurement of a new meerschaum pipe was to requisite the proper accessories they would need to begin successfully coloring their pipe. Very little thought was given to enjoyment of smoking as coloring was the principal goal. This arduous process was started by first being fitted for a single pipe smoking glove crafted from the finest calfskin. These gloves were made primarily in Morocco. The tanning process used by the Moroccan tanners did not leave any agents in the leather which could impede the coloring process. It is worth noting that pipe gloves were typically fitted for the non-dominant hand of the smoker because this promoted more delicate handling than dominant hand smoking did. Next a suitable coloring bowl was fitted to the pipe to prevent any burning tobacco from ever meeting the interior of the tobacco chamber. Coloring bowls were typically produced in Monaco of premium African block meerschaum. African meerschaums resistance to coloring was ideal as this prevented any color from being absorbed by the coloring bowl itself and not being transferred to the pipe.
Before the coloring bowl was inserted in the pipe a suitable tobacco was selected for a plug, this would be inserted the pipe but never smoked. This would act as a trap for the fusil oils in the tobacco smoked in coloring bowl. The oils would after time adversely affect the flavor of the tobacco being smoked but since smoking enjoyment was for those of a lower class it was tolerated. The tobacco most used for the plug was pure semois as it the most absorbent and is considered by most to have a neutral flavor.
The tobacco smoked in the coloring bowl was equally important to that of the plug. A now little-known French tobacco produced by a firm by the name Malodorant Homme in Paris called Affreux Melange was the preferred blend for coloring, its room note was often compared to that of burning horse dung. It was said to have notes of shoe leather and rotten squash with hints of burning hair. The recommendation was to smoke it as moist and rapidly as possible allowing the steam to permeate the semois plug in the pipe itself. This was to be done as often as permitted without pause.
If all the steps laid before you here are followed without deviation for a minimum 100 – 150 years you should achieve the loveliest shades of feces brown in at least one half of the shank of your pipe. With some luck enthusiasts will engage in heated discussion about your pipe on the internet long after you’ve left this world.