Guy on the left: "Dude, you're doing it wrong, you're gonna get tongue bite, and you're still recovering from that hot pepper-eating contest we had last full moon."
Guy on the right: "Dude, it's Lane BLWB, it doesn't bite at all, no matter how hard you puff it. Besides, that whole breath method thing is confusing as hell. And I won that contest, as opposed to you, who bowed out in the preliminaries! The only contest you can win is that one from that Seinfeld episode anyway. Be useful and use some of these corncobs to make yourself a Country Gentleman!"