How Much Is In Your Cellar ?

[The Amish Tyrant]

My measurements are now, enough? Not enough?

I like you just the way you are. Never been a fan of the standard 36-24-36 anyways.

 

[Peterson314]

I don't know. Probably somewhere between 3 and 5 pounds.

**checks spreadsheet**

15.75 pounds of pipe tobacco and one melted credit card.

 

[BarrelProof]

Somehow there are about three more pounds than there were a week ago.

 

[Servant King]

With my wife out of town I had the opportunity to do a good inventory today. I'm sitting around 40 pounds.

Same here! But only if by "do a good inventory" you actually mean "add copiously without regard to mental sanity."

Edit: It's also good you typed "sitting" instead of "shitting." That would change not only my opinion of you, but also my RSVP status to the group pipe smoking invitation you sent me...

2nd edit: Actually, it wouldn't change my opinion of you at all. Strike that!

 

[AcesAndEights]

I’ve discovered I’m treating tobacco like ammo. If it can be counted, it’s not enough.

 

[ADKPiper]

Too much.
I just did a $180 purchase and I literally don't know where I will put it.

 

[biodarwin]

Too much.
I just did a $180 purchase and I literally don't know where I will put it.

Mylar is the way

 

[niblicck]

I keep my tobacco in totes. Jars, tins, cans and mylar by the tote-fulls. Totes cannot be easily calculated which can lead to a fudge factor. The fudge factor in this equation for my calculation is called TAD.

I had it calculated that seven totes would be enough for my lifetime. I then started questioning my calculation which led me to "I just might live a TAD bit longer than I expect".

I'm currently up to nine totes now. Five years from now and re-questioning my calculations and my life expectancy a TAD bit longer, I'm pretty sure it will be eleven totes.

 

[spartacus]

Enough for me and some friends!

 

[BarrelProof]

I just found 3 more pounds I didn’t know I had. Unopened boxes in a closet in the guest room.

 

[Dandy Pipesmoker]

Around 30 lbs here. The variety of tobaccos is quite wide, but there are many vintage tins and out of production blends.
The rest are SG bulk tobaccos left to age.

 

[litup]

116 pounds which is nowhere near enough given my age, expected life span, and smoking rate.

 

[ukbob]

About 17 lbs which should take me up to 72, another 5 to 10 lb should see me out.

 

[Chalaw87]

I just want to see some pictures of the massive tobacco caches.

 

[trouttimes]

More than I’ll ever smoke and less than I want.