Assumptions:
Smoking pipe since June 1, 1981
Today's date 08/19/2011
Using Excel's date function of Days360 which used a 360 day year.
Smoke approximately 3 bowls per day on avg.
There are 10 avg size bowls per ounce.
Unable to smoke pipe for random reasons about 5% of the time
Calculations:
Approx. Number of days smoking a pipe = 11,238 days (assuming given dates, and 360 day year used in Excel)
Less 5% of days not smoking a pipe = (11,238 - 0.05(11,238))days = (11,238 - 562) days = 10,676 days
10,676 days x 3 bowls/day x 1 oz./10 bowls x 1lb./16 oz. = approx. 200.2 pounds. (32,028 Bowls!)
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