Ok ladies and gents from reading your responses it is time for everyone to step up their games myself included. I pronounce from this day forward, everyone needs to add at least 1-2 bowls a day to their current total. We have a duty to the tobacco mfgs, the pipe makers, the guys who make pipe cleaners and everyone in the pipe and tobacco industry to keep them in business. If not us, then who? There are children all over the planet that will go hungry if we do not do our jobs. Do you want that on your conscience, are you good knowing that people will get divorced because we do not buy enough pipes and tobacco.
I call on all my bothers of the briar to get off your asses, load those pipes and smoke at least 3 bowls a day from here on in. It is your duty, you cannot shirk your responsibility any longer, children are counting on you.