I'll remember the day forever... After over ten years of pipe smoking, my wife was A-OK with me smoking in the car, while she was sitting next to me. Granted, it was a beautiful day and the windows were all down, and she quickly suggested that we stop at the CVS so she can run in and "grab a few things" while I "finish my pipe", but there was no cursing, no guttural noises, no gnashing of teeth, no lecture. I was smoking Hamburgler Beermeister, in a Juan Urquizo Morta Bulldog. I may never smoke a different pipe or blend when she's around. Maybe the poles are shifting again, or maybe she was having a mild stroke, but history was made.
History was Made.
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Peter H’s Curl Block in a Scottie Dublin. All is right in the world for an hour…
I changed the title of this, as we already have one going. And if that wasn't your intent, well It was just too confusing
Yeah, just make sure she's medically and mentally OK. When mom's not happy, no one's happy. Let's make that into something that will not pop up in a future conversation.
If I knew how to make a slow clap emoji, I would do that.
Dan, congrats on wearing your wife down!
You sure it was your wife? Maybe it was one of those "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" kinda things.... 
It was an AI born from ChatGBT or something similar. I can’t keep up.
@woodsroad: Did she buy an air freshener in CVS?
No, I'm pretty sure that it was her.You sure it was your wife? Maybe it was one of those "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" kinda things....
She wants something. You should be very concerned about when the other shoe drops. In fact, paranoid. The other possibility is she's decided, on her own, to substitute tobacco for sex. Any way you cut it, while you think life just took a turn for the better, rest assured it decidedly took a turn for the worse. Just a matter of time.
When my wife gives me trouble about my pipe smoking, this is how I handle it.
At minimum what hoosier said. Sadly, it may be worse, you were on such a high you probable already agreed to some things you simply cannot recall until your endorphin levels return to normal.
Blink twice to let us know you’re okay.
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So what you’re saying is, my inability to count blinks properly could be problematic?Jeremiah Denton - Wikipedia
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This makes sense. For the life of me I couldn’t figure out what “yeah momma dogface to the banana patch” meant.
Let’s try this again.
