Help With PFAD Needed!

[edger]

I have a bad case of PFAD. It keeps me from doing what I want/should be doing. It's interfering with my marriage and leaves me ashamed and depressed. A family intervention is being whispered about behind my back. I don't think I can handle it much longer. I need help.
PFAD is one of those acronyms I despise. It stands for Pipesmagazine Forum Activation Disorder.

 

[musicman]

I know what you mean. This is a conversation that has happened more than once in our house:

My wife: "You spend a lot of time on that pipe forum."

Me: "Yes, and...?

 

[musicman]

Also, asking us all for help is a little like going to the local pub and asking for tips on drinking less.

 

[brian64]

I have a bad case of PFAD. It keeps me from doing what I want/should be doing. It's interfering with my marriage and leaves me ashamed and depressed. A family intervention is being whispered about behind my back. I don't think I can handle it much longer. I need help.
PFAD is one of those acronyms I despise. It stands for Pipesmagazine Forum Activation Disorder.

You're Pretty F*cking Addicted Dude.

If BROBS can't cure you nothing will.

 

[gamzultovah]

This is a Pipe Forum??? I thought it was an online therapy session? Who knew????

 

[edger]

You're Pretty F*cking Addicted Dude.

If BROBS can't cure you nothing will.

Is he supposed to be my intervention counselor? Oh crap.

 

[brian64]

Is he supposed to be my intervention counselor? Oh crap.

No, he's your antiaddiction treatment. If it fails, you've got a permanent condition.

 

[edger]

No, he's your antiaddiction treatment. If it fails, you've got a permanent condition.

Didn't B.F. Skinner say you have to condition yourself to your fears by experiencing/confronting them? I don't think I'm up to that. Maybe Hannibal Lecter?

 

[ofafeather]

This is a Pipe Forum??? I thought it was an online therapy session? Who knew????

Your time’s up for today. Copay please? See you next week.

 

[gamzultovah]

Your time’s up for today. Copay please? See you next week.

I hope you’re as reasonably priced as Lucy from the Charlie Brown series?

 

[ofafeather]

I hope you’re as reasonably priced as Lucy from the Charlie Brown series?

You’re an interesting case. I would take you on pro bono for the good of science.

 

[gamzultovah]

You’re an interesting case. I would take you on pro bono for the good of science.

Touché...but, brother, you have no idea what you’re in for... ????

 

[ofafeather]

Touché...but, brother, you have no idea what you’re in for... ????

I think we might make some pair! They would send in the team from Zurich for the 2 of us. ??????????

 

[goldenmole]

Oh man.. afflicted as well. Sometimes, when I briefly come to my senses as if through dense fog (smoke?).. I find myself nodding appreciative to even the 500ths posting of the same photo of the same pipe, smoked with the same tobacco. But then there is still the burning question: is he eating a 'tasty Jazz' or golden delicious apple?? ?

 

[gamzultovah]

I think we might make some pair! They would send in the team from Zurich for the 2 of us. ??????????

I dunno, the last time a team from Zurich came for my family, it wasn’t for mental health counseling. ? (All written in jest. No ruffled feathers, please.)

 

[edger]

I dunno, the last time a team from Zurich came for my family, it wasn’t for mental health counseling. ? (All written in jest. No ruffled feathers, please.)

HaShem yikom damam.

 

[gamzultovah]

HaShem yikom damam.

Yes He will. You fellas got my Yiddish going!