Help Me Name This Blend

[dog_park_piper]

This blend consists of equal parts of both:



This is a true story - I blended the two in a mason jar this morning. The Cockstrong is a little gnarly all by itself or not in a Peterson System, which does tone it down a bit.

I think it’s a fun idea to let others pick a name for a blend.

Look forward to seeing your submissions!

 

[kcghost]

I guess you could go with Cocktimer.

 

[didimauw]

This could be a funny thread. Just a note to everyone playing. The moderators are Always Watching

 

[TheIronMonkey]

I’m imagining a vintage commercial with a voiceover:

“You know you’re in trouble when she prefers the double dong and her flatmate Beatrice over you.”

Cut to girlfriend and Beatrice in their white go-go boots, giggling and heading to the bedroom.

“Two-timing Cocksmoker . . . for the man that St. Bruno no longer works for.”

Cue traffic noises and sound of double decker bus revving. Pull in to close-up of man in black suit and fedora lighting his Bent Billiard. He turns and walks away.

 

[johnnyflake]

Dicky Two Times!

 

[Merton]

Twococks

 

[jbfrady]

Strongtime TwoCocker

 

[Servant King]

IBTC (In Before The Cockstrong)

 

[Jon C.P.G.]

Two Timing Cock?

...I'll show myself out, 'Appy Polly Lodgies

 

[brooklynpiper]

Round 2 Rooster?
Don Juan?
Dong Juan?
Second Crow?

 

[brooklynpiper]

This could be a funny thread. Just a note to everyone playing. The moderators are Always Watching

Didi should we bring Ryback into the mix here

 

[didimauw]

Didi should we bring Ryback into the mix here

That was my first thought! Needs more Ryback!

Also, I'm not playing in fear of losing my job

 

[Hillcrest]

pick a name for a blend.

Dottle-Dottle-Doo

 

[brooklynpiper]

Cock-a-double-doo?

 

[BCF]

The Swordsman Came Twice

 

[BCF]

Two-Gun Rooster

 

[Scottmi]

"Spice of Life"

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I have a bunch of D&R put away, but I never could see ordering Cockstrong. I pretty much refuse to deal with a blend with cock in the name.

I'd go with "Cock and Balls" if I was naming the blend though.

 

[bullet08]

Usually packages with names these are "5 min tops!"

 

[captainsousie]

I'd name it Bob.