Here in Topeka, KS we have several school districts within the city limits: North of the Kansas River is the Seaman school district and south of the river one of the largest high schools embraced the Trojan mascot.
Dear God, let your imagination run wild. Five TV outlets, umpteen radio stations and one daily paper have a field day with headlines and leads.
"Trojans Stop Seaman"
"Trojans Halt Late Seaman Burst"
"Seaman Tops Trojans"
"Seaman Breaks Trojan Win Streak"
It goes on and on and on.
But it still makes me grin.
Fnord