Have a puff?

[ace57]

Last night I was at a wedding, Was out side smoking My pipe when some drunk lady came walking past Me stopped and said Your pipe smells good, Can I have a few puffs on it. I said that I don't let anyone use My pipe, she then asked why not. All I said was can I use Your toothbrush. She said that I was rude to Her. Was I? :?:

 

[thesmokindragon]

Depends on which pipe she wanted to "puff on" :rofl:

 

[jaybird]

I'm the same way when it comes to stuff like that. The only thing that worries me about smoking a pipe in public is having to deal with people asking for a puff. ("no, bug off...get your own!") You could always just tell people you have herpes.
lol

 

[ohin3]

I'm with you all the way Ace57. I'd only smoke after my girlfriend.

 

[cyndi]

Drunk people... sheez. And you were the rude one?
I have and consistently tell people I have ghonnasyphiherpeles and to stay the frag away from me. I'm very OCD though, so when my meds aren't working I won't even drink out of a cup that has been out of my sight for even a moment. I'm cute though so I can tell people that I'd grow a dick just so they could suck it and get away with it.

 

[nathaniel]

I had this drunk chick at the local irish pub just come up and take my pipe out of my mouth and start puffing on it. I took it back promptly and dumped it out, then put it in my pocket. The night smoke was over... Drunk people are idiots. :crazy:

 

[rigmedic1]

Was at a party last night, everybody liked my pipe (I was smoking 1Q). No requests to try it though. I feel lift out now

 

[portascat]

there is a picture somewhere on my FB profile of a chick happily puffing away on my pipe (unlit) while I had left it unattended. They also like to crawl all over my Harley and get pics took when I am not around. It is people I know, and they are just being cute or funny or drunk, so I don't get worked up about it.
A strange chick asking to smoke my pipe would likely have me reaching for my zipper. A strange chick on my Harley better be reaching for my zipper.

 

[fshu2]

i share with friends just to spread the joy but random people no way i dont want what they have.