Happy Molto Dolce Day

[cosmicfolklore]

Today is the day when we men get out the Molto Dolce pipe tobacco, entertain her with the scents love... to get her in the mood.... then, squirt a little cologne behind each ear, comb the two or three hairs we have left on our heads, don our least dirty robes, and become Hugh Hefner for about 5 minutes. Bow chicka wow wow...



Enjoy your little rock hard candy hearts made out of recycled chalk, and break out that Molto Dolce...

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Oh yeh, my whole purpose was to suggest that you try mixing in half and half Molto Dolce and GH&co Coconut Twist. Duh... then I got all caught up in grooming and bow chick wow.

 

[BROBS]

Oh yeh, my whole purpose was to suggest that you try mixing in half and half Molto Dolce and GH&co Coconut Twist. Duh... then I got all caught up in grooming and bow chick wow.

Or just pour some caro syrup, mazola, and tent anti-mold product on an emptied out swisher sweet. ?
?
Oh don’t forget the glade vanilla.

 

[cossackjack]

Wow! You really know how to court you woman. ?
Mine prefers grill-smoked salmon, spaghetti squash, vinegar-sugar cucumber slices, & tabouleh (& a little of each dabbed behind the ears).

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I like the taste... For an aromatic, it does what I want an aro to do. The coconut twist adds some nicotine to it. Too bad they can't make one with both aroma and nicotine to begin with.

 

[wolflarsen]

Oops … I tossed my can of Molto Dolce in the fire after a few failed attempts at getting a decent smoke. Thank gawd I still have some Vanilla Custard around here somewhere.

 

[mikefu]

Oops … I tossed my can of Molto Dolce in the fire after a few failed attempts at getting a decent smoke. Thank gawd I still have some Vanilla Custard around here somewhere.

It put the fire out though, didn't it?

 

[ray47]

Started out my morning smoking some Sutliff Cream Brulee to get the house all sweet smelling for the wife when she got up. When she walked into the kitchen to get her coffee, she says, "Please turn on the filter, I'm gagging." I guess the honeymoon is over after 50 yrs.

 

[sandollars]

Wow! You really know how to court you woman. ?
Mine prefers grill-smoked salmon, spaghetti squash, vinegar-sugar cucumber slices, & tabouleh (& a little of each dabbed behind the ears).

THAT'S what I keep forgetting and why mine don't taste like Moms..... DUH!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

 

[sandollars]

I like the taste... For an aromatic, it does what I want an aro to do. The coconut twist adds some nicotine to it. Too bad they can't make one with both aroma and nicotine to begin with.

They do! It's called BLACK FRIGATE ?‍ ?‍

 

[danimalia]

I'm single, so the only thing this day means to me is the prostitutes expect a better gratuity than usual.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

@danimalia Splurge and get two. You deserve it.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Or just pour some caro syrup, mazola, and tent anti-mold product on an emptied out swisher sweet. ?
?
Oh don’t forget the glade vanilla.

What you gunna do with the outside part? Like the wrapper?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Hey guys, whats that stuff from back in the day? We always had it around. You know, we used to eat it all the time?

 

[rushx9]

Hey guys, whats that stuff from back in the day? We always had it around. You know, we used to eat it all the time?

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Fruit snacks????

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Fruit snacks????

They go great with any burley blend.

 

[BROBS]

Fruit snacks????

Gushers?

wait... what are we talking about here?

 

[shanez]

Happy VD to everyone!



Wait a minute....

 

[BROBS]

Well @shanez you are in/near Vegas right? I’m sure it can be arranged. ?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Gushers?

wait... what are we talking about here?

Fruit snacks.. man. I like all kinds of Blends. Spider Man, Great Value, Scooby Snacks, spongebob, and the occasional Gushers for the last pack of the night. Basically any of my son's snacks for school.

Earlier that was a loose quote from half baked, with Dave Chappell. About you know, it rhymes with whussy.