Tough breakup, but we can still be friends.
When I got my divorce someone told me to try and maintain a friendship since we have children. I haven’t spoken to her in 20 years and I’ve been divorced 19.
I like England better, so we still talk. lol.
Happy Independence Day, someone doesn’t realize today is the last day they have 10 fingers.
Also, make sure the drunkest person available gets to shoot the fireworks.