Happy Holidays From The Standard Tobacco Company!

[ssjones]

I can't believe you have been so insensitive to heortophobics. This post offends me.

 

[jerwynn]

Holy Cao ssj!! Had to look that one up! "Irrational fear of holidays/celebrations, particularly religiously oriented ones" is what I found. Who knew??!!! I'll just stick with my dime-store phobias and neuroses!

 

[mazzeh]

Love it. I'll be using this one next Christmas for a genuinely PC set of wishes. :P

 

[condorlover1]

It could be worse. About 30 odd years ago my late Mother purchased a large box of mis-printed Christmas cards. They simply said inside 'Have a Christmas!' which I suppose explains why they were being sold for 25 bob a box in early June in the local market!

 

[jpmcwjr]

No warning to not send them to non-Christian folks? There would be in today's USA, sadly.

 

[didimauw]

That's an awesome post, and the best holiday greeting I've ever heard! I don't talk politics or religion, unless I truly have no choice...

 

[jabo]

Looks nice, well written, sincere, and legally correct to me. Know it'll stand up in court. HAPPY Holidays, MERRY CHRISTMAS ,AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to STG.

 

[fluffie666]

I wish everyone to have a standard holiday season.

 

[perdurabo]

Merry Secular!

 

[mso489]

Holidays may cause severe allergies, racing heartbeat, immune reactions, sleeplessness, suicidal thoughts and sudden death. If you die suddenly, stop celebrating holidays immediately and call your doctor. And have a wonderful season.

 

[jazz]

Quality post and proof that this kind of crap should be reserved for comedy.

 

[dottiewarden]

I would find the original post more humorous if it wasn't so close to the truth. Political correctness is doggie doo-doo.