I was there during the Three Days of the Glorious Demise of Pa!
The Ma and Pa series ran in The Index at Hermatige from maybe (?) about 1920ish until the last installment in 1980, when the heavenly wings of angels lifted Ma up to where Pa made sure she wouldn’t have to cross Jordan alone.
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In that series in The Hermatige Index now owned by Vernon Publishing Ma was my grandmother and Pa was my grandfather and Sy Thomas was my Uncle Jiggs and my Mama Miss Lois was Saydee,,,,.
And Briar Lee hisownself was Saydee’s Young’un what lived way over on the tother side a Humansville a Half Mile South of Bug Tussle.
Change Jed to Pa and Granny to Ma and Jethro Bodine to Sy Thomas and Ella Mae to Saydee and Welcome to the Beverly Hillbillies from Bug Tussle!
My grandmother did not create or write even one episode of the Beverly Hillibillies.
But she got the Beverly Hillbillies to send her an advance order for 200 copies of her 1963 book Remunishuns of an Ozark Hillbilly
And my cousin Pammy has all the relics and receipts to prove it.
My grandfather didn’t know where he was the last three days of his life from advanced dementia complicated by infection from an ingrown toenail.
But the story, would beat Three Wooden Crosses down a flight of stairs.
I saw my grandmother light his last Camel
And he said Thank You Baby Doll
And my stepfather Hadley, removed it.
(Then came a two week wake and funeral.

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Death from fond memories and neglect is serenely peaceful, I’ve seen it.
Not even remotely, not a minuscule as painful as dying a Carl Dean.
Every installment of Ma and Pa in The Index and each episode of The Beverly Hillbillies Pa is the star of the show.
And Pa and his son and daughter are movie stars.
Where did that leave old Granny.
