Great Quotes By Members

[anthonyrosenthal74]

We've had threads in the past concerning favorite quotes by famous pipe smokers, or just famous or historical figures in general. But some of the things said by members of Pipesmagazine are often just as good if not better. So i thought I'd start a thread with our favorite quotes by members. Some great things are said here... things that make us laugh, things that make us think, and some things that just really hit us right in the feelies. I blame Ashdigger for this thread, he gave me the idea from something he said in a post in the Equinox Eggs thread that just gave me a great laugh. I needed a good laugh today. Thanks, Ash.

I was pretty eggsited, until I realized the yolk was on me and I cracked up so bad I'm just a shell of my forum self.

- Ashdigger: Equinox Eggs.

 

[ashdigger]

Oh man, now I'm an insteggator

 

[mayfair70]

(groan)

 

[ashdigger]

Mayfair, stop egging me on.
Oh geeze, I'm going to drink now.

 

[weezell]

Probably EggNog...

 

[ashdigger]

So I don't get my poultries in a bunch I'm free-ranging. I'll eggsit now.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Ash is an eggciting guy ::

 

[lightmybriar]

Omelet you guys get away with these terrible puns for now, but if this continues, there'll be shell to pay!

 

[ashdigger]

Poof!! My brain is scrambled!

 

[weezell]

Sounds like the "yokes" on you...

 

[cosmicfolklore]

In the spirit of the eggselent thread... not a quote, but Peck's response on this one had me laughing for days... http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/the-dying-art-of-manliness

 

[dread]

This thread will expose the eggcentricities of our members!

 

[tinsel]

well, this devolved quickly ... :laughat:

 

[orobusto]

I can't get ova all the eggstrodinary replies!

 

[pagan]

now I'm an insteggator

...that's my contribution to this thread, also by @ashdigger :rofl:

 

[ashdigger]

Anthony, I apologize for crushing the thread, but Humpty Dumpty was my idol.

 

[dread]

No eggscuses now.

 

[tbradsim1]

The Question is are eggs eggtruded or Hatched, from the body , Eggsamples Please. ::

 

[mortonbriar]

This had me giggling for days in a very childish manner, and was the first thing that sprang to mind when I cracked this thread open...

Then there are scooters, Vespas and the like. Probably being driven by an aromatic smoker out getting some air on their vaginas. ::

(it was pre-mod cosmic)

 

[thebadkitty]

I once pissed on a friend who had a jellyfish injury.

-Cosmic, right after Peck from back in that same thread. Love it!