"Golf is a good way to ruin a nice walk." I know that's paraphrased... but you can't believe everything you've heard about golf...
Lee Travino while holding a 1-Iron in the air once said: "If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." When he decided to entertain the gallery after refusing to leave the course with the other golfers during a thunderstorm.
The next week (I believe) he decided to do the same thing and told the same joke.... and was perfunctorily struck by lighting... He later said: I'll never tell that joke again... because God
can hit a 1-iron. :D
I love to play golf.
This quote by Ted Ray sums up my abilities. "Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly 40 years to discover that I can't play it."
But, I continue to try when I can.
I like to smoke 1Q in my Maggiore - Stepphano 2nd with a wind cap while riding between holes or when attempting locate errant shots.
Edit: One more quote worth posting: Ray Floyd
"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken."