I know I'm hard to buy for. I accept that. All my subtle hints last year netted me 0 Christmas presents from you yahoos. Zip. Nada. Zilch.
I resolve this year to suspend my gentle prodding and make straight up demands.
SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320907713000&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:1123
If you don't feel like waiting until the holidays, my birthday is in October.
If waiting until fall seems too long to experience my joyful squeals of delight, you may give it to me any time.
I thank you in advance.
(Mike sits back expectantly)
I resolve this year to suspend my gentle prodding and make straight up demands.
SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320907713000&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:1123
If you don't feel like waiting until the holidays, my birthday is in October.
If waiting until fall seems too long to experience my joyful squeals of delight, you may give it to me any time.
I thank you in advance.
(Mike sits back expectantly)