A friend told me about this personal ad he had read. He was joking around and said he wanted to borrow a pipe from me so he could reply. I guess I should say that I did not loan him one and he wasn't seriously asking.
Anyway here it is, Enjoy
"Hello, interesting young professional female looking for a tobacco pipe smoking man. I am not interested in cigarette smokers. I am very turned on by all things overly masculine (beards, lots of body hair), but especially turned on by pipe smokers. I never see any pipe men in public, so I am trying to find a pipe man here. If you are a masculine pipe man, please reply. If you are not a pipe smoker, then please don't reply. Thanks! Very willing to cater to any fetishes you may have (with some limits of course) in return for you smoking a pipe during intimacy. Open to a wide age range: More interested in you smoking a pipe, facial hair and body hair."
Anyway here it is, Enjoy
"Hello, interesting young professional female looking for a tobacco pipe smoking man. I am not interested in cigarette smokers. I am very turned on by all things overly masculine (beards, lots of body hair), but especially turned on by pipe smokers. I never see any pipe men in public, so I am trying to find a pipe man here. If you are a masculine pipe man, please reply. If you are not a pipe smoker, then please don't reply. Thanks! Very willing to cater to any fetishes you may have (with some limits of course) in return for you smoking a pipe during intimacy. Open to a wide age range: More interested in you smoking a pipe, facial hair and body hair."