Funny Names

[huntertrw]

Craven Moorehead

 

[huntertrw]

If you had any English nobility on hand you could always page the Barren of Gray Matter!

 

[cobguy]

Craven Moorehead

Ha! That's a good one too!!
I believe that credit for Oliver Klohzoff goes to Bart Simpson.
It was one of his prank calls to Moe's Tavern.

 

[huntertrw]

And here you go:
Oliver Klozhoff

 

[yaddy306]

I liked the Robert Deniro SNL sketch with the Terrorist Watch List.

http://vimeo.com/m/44169145

 

[indianafrank]

I was stationed with Arnold Fuchs.

 

[simnettpratt]

I forgot to add some of the names I saw during my two 3-month volunteer projects for the Salvation Army's Angel Tree program.
The best name, and there's some poor little kid out there with it right now, was Asswad. Hey screw you Asswad! Poor little guy. Didn't any of the nurses say anything? Was he born at home maybe?
Another great one - we had two little brothers: Einstein and Spanky.
The weirdest name, and I have no idea where they're from or even if they're a boy or a girl, was Ifeanichukwu.
And one more: at ConAgra in Omaha, we had a security guard from Africa somewhere, whose first name was Cock. He went by Bill.

 

[frank13]

OB/Gyn doc named Lana Beavers. (True.)
I used to work with a Navy surgeon named Hacker.

 

[maxpeters]

I once saw a misdemeanor warrant for someone called Richard Head. Can you imagine the crap he must have caught in school?

 

[longbowman]

When I was with the 101st Airborne, we used to go on this alert status gig each month called DRB/DRF. Technically, you weren't supposed to leave the company area, but if you did, you had to sign out and be back within an hour. But we'd leave and call the CQ and check every hour to see if the SHTF. There was a local shopping mall that soldiers all went to. We went to the information desk and said, "Hey, we need your help. One of our soldiers is here and our unit just activated on alert. Can you page him? Here's what you need to page." And we handed the clerk a piece of paper that said "Private Partz, please report to your unit's Rapid Insertion Team for Operation Blueballs." The clerk didn't even bat an eye since soldiers paged for other soldiers before. It went right over the loudspeakers at the mall three times. People were laughing and saying, "Sounds like the army! It probably is for real and not a joke!"