The gouging and scalping is completely disgusting.
Therefore, I feel it my duty to do something on behalf of my fellow pipe smokers. So I'm going to offer the McClelland experience at a reasonable price.
For a limited time, you can experience Frog Morton, Frog Morton Across The Pond, Mature Virginia 22, 24, 25, and 27, 40th Anniversary Blend, Tudor Castle, Beacon, Beacon Extra, Quantum, Sophisticate, 5100, 2015, 2010, and a number of other now vanished McClelland blends for the unheard of bargain price of $5 a sniff.
I know, I know, it's pretty generous of me. But I don't want your thanks. It's the right thing to do.