This is the best thread ever.
Both my inner child and inner hillbilly adore the 'lectric fly swatter. So much satisfaction. Plus they're fun to smack your friends with.
Can we take a moment to appreciate those bug zapper lights? I once watched a grasshopper meet his doom in one of those. There were flames, sizzling, crackling 'lectricity. It was a sight to behold, which I did, for science. This was last year, and I'm a grown man.