Friday the 13th

[cosmicfolklore]

New Owners try to evict previous tenants.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

A stand up comic KILLS!!

 

[B.Fee]

1958 The Fly a movie about a guy trying to create a transporter so they can make the Star Trek series.

 

[mawnansmiff]

There was some old film I saw as a kid (the title escapes me) where a load of spiders were falling all over a group of folk. I HATE spiders!

And another whose title escapes me was one I watched whilst tripping. It had loads of tiny imps running about stabbing folks and generally causing havoc. Scared the willies out of did that one ?

Regards,

Jay.?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Just another day in Florida!

 

[mso489]

"Jaws," a gill breather of discerning taste finds a snack bar at the tourist beach.

 

[brut666]

The Grudge, American girl moves to Japan.
A family kills themselves, then cursed f**led up kids kill everyone that enters there house

 

[mso489]

Poltergeist: Climate variations and a bad heating and cooling system cause residents to be sucked into an abyss of time.

 

[mso489]

Dracula: A thirsty night person demonstrates benefits of sleeping in a bed with sides, avoiding garlic and religious symbols.

 

[mso489]

Frankenstein: An independent scientist proves the efficacy of re-purposing spare parts but riles up neighbors.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Repurposed human parts gets a big shock and comes alive, only to terrorize some and be misunderstood. In the end he has his salvation and bangs a movie star.


~ Young Frankenstein

 

[BROBS]

Mr. Sardonicus is one of my favorites.. But I like all the old ones. I dont know that a horror movie could scare me.. as a kid Signs really had me avoiding bedtime.

View attachment 51098

When I was a little kid... probably 3 or 4, my folks rented ghostbusters. The first scene with the library ghost where she’s floating then changes into the monsterface... I couldn’t go in a dark room for a year after that. ?

 

[bullet08]

Carrie - A woman who doesn't want to be in red.

 

[BROBS]

Silence of the Lambs

Misunderstood man studies dermatology and skin moisturizing techniques in his basement.

Seamstress explores alternative materials to get a new look.

 

[mikefu]

Misunderstood librarian finally completes book collection so he can go on vacation.

 

[mikefu]

Girl freed from well without the help of Lassie.

 

[mikefu]

A party turns bad when the tequila comes out.

 

[mikefu]

Avant-garde piercing artist seeks antique.

 

[geopiper]

The remake of "The Fly" with Jeff Goldblum and "The Thing" with Kurt Russel scared me for their gory imagery. I can't think of a witty description.

 

[anotherbob]

Jerry McGuire: I've seen puppet shows at the library with better acting and think of all those starving people who could have been fed with the money they used to make this film. Left me with an impending sense of doom.

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland: A rich, "talented," "quirky" film maker digs up Lewis Carroll only to murder him again while simultaneously torturing millions of moviegoers the world over with flashing lights and a sound mix that provides ear-bleeding screeches one minute and bowel-moving sub-audible murmuring the next.

though his version of dark shadows is worst then anything. It's a war crime. I hated Alice in Wonderland but at least that had a few nice visuals here or there. And I love his movies but those two are just crap.