well then...there is a pipe for that. It even comes with a cage.
Alex Brishuta Pfeife - pipe – pipa «the animal» including cage | eBay - https://www.ebay.com/itm/Alex-Brishuta-Pfeife-pipe-pipa-the-animal-including-cage/272645765865?hash=item3f7af43ae9:g:eHQAAOSwBOtZAFBD
Alex Brishuta Pfeife - pipe – pipa «the animal» including cage | eBay - https://www.ebay.com/itm/Alex-Brishuta-Pfeife-pipe-pipa-the-animal-including-cage/272645765865?hash=item3f7af43ae9:g:eHQAAOSwBOtZAFBD