Festivus: Let the Airing of Grievances Begin!

[BlackSwampPiper]

THAT MY TAMPER ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE IN MY OTHER JACKET

 

[weezell]

DO FARTS HAVE… LUMPS ?

NO! That is a shart...

 

[weezell]

Spooky how we think the same...?

 

[sablebrush52]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I READ THREE PAGES OF THIS CRAP!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE THREE PAGES OF THIS CRAP!

 

[Servant King]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I READ THREE PAGES OF THIS CRAP!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE THREE PAGES OF THIS CRAP!

You know the rules of Festivus, Jesse. Until you pin the master of the house (which I assume is Kevin), this Festivus is not over!

 

[Brendan]

Hey no offence Frank, ugh I mean Servant King, this thread is a little *cue crazy sound effects*

 

[Dudditz]

Rectal itch...

 

[condorlover1]

Biggest cause of 'break through' on toilet paper!