I didnt get the "We should write a letter and call this lady fat" in the OP. I really think some of you skim read half the post on this forum. Frankly, Foolwiththefez, admitted it above. Some of you, have got to learn to take a joke.
Hakchuma, nailed it. We don't know each other personally, we share the same hobby/habit, and that's about it. After that who cares. A bunch of folks voted for tyranny in the past two elections, personally, the other side would have just gotten us there slower. Don't send a letter to the FDA, send one to your neighbor. It should sound something like this:
Dear Neighbor,
Get your grubby mooching hands out of my Bank Account, my bedroom, my business, my climate, my wallet, my sex change operation, my bathroom, my cigarettes, my pipe rack, and my GD pipe tobacco.
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor